Hmmmm

How obvious do my titles have to be on other websites, I wonder?

Seriously, you’d think Google hadn’t been invented.

Someone help me!

A major scene, you’d think it would be memorable….

I guess the vampires weren’t sparkly enough?

And the true vampires don’t wear plastic fangs, children.
[so nb NOT Cruise]

I still can’t believe it’s getting a TV series.

Before I die, I have a short list of people I want to go down in very public flames.

You know it’s bad when anon gossip columinists, plural, go gently on certain stories.

Fingers crossed for Spielberg, personally, near the top but not at it. How the Hell is Jeff still walking around?

Go back to ignoring us now.

Capitalist kitty

https://www.fool.com/investing/2016/08/01/a-cat-outperformed-pro-stock-pickers-heres-what-th.aspx

Worse than buying bonds before a collapse in the class, worse than buying French gilts, worse than buying single company stock, worse than falling for the siren song of “options” over cash, worse than an actor agreeing to be paid in net profits, is buying something calling itself a “currency” backed by precisely zero humans’ labour.

Those tulips smell lovely.

And to this day, nobody knows who invented it. You’re legally barred from purchasing land, the only real investment, with it. Every idiot you know is acting like 2005 with house prices, laughing at you for not buying it. If there’s one thing that motivates your investment strategy, it should be the emotions of the idiots who read one blog post or ‘trust’ a public adviser, reliant on clickbait.

Still, there is one group stupider. (I don’t care if that counts as a word, don’t @ me).

The EU-China land bridge builders. Bridges work both ways? You’d have to be especially thick to build a LAND BRIDGE during a time that a previously wealthy continent is experiencing demographic decline and being overtaken with African (and low-quality Asian) marauding rapists and bandits. You have more money than us and more schoolgirls. Where will they go, if there’s a land bridge? For their sake, I hope the debt falls through prior to completion. It probably will.

Watching the financial news is like reading Emperor’s New Clothes. You can’t see it, you can’t touch it, you pay for it and just – trust us, it’s there.

Currencies are backed by citizens, specifically their sweat.

I’m starting to see a connection between box office records and the economy. If anyone wants to follow that thread, I say go for it.

Some charity

http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2018/01/blind-item-8-initiation-fee.html

Most foreign charities are brothels anyway.

I said the NGOs. Nobody ever listens.

Update: http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2017/JAN.html

Like, seriously, why does anyone look up to these awful people?

Search Jolie, Queen, Clooney, Beyonce, Markle… just Ctrl+F it.

http://www.agcwebpages.com/BLINDITEMS/2018/JAN.html

I doubt the Larry thing will ever come out.

Video: How to ruin a meme

This bears repeating.

I misuse memes as a joke for people who know and around people I don’t like because I know they can’t pull it off but clearly they will try to imitate me because they always do and that’s exactly why I can’t stand them. Not only is this super-petty and deliciously enjoyable but in scientific terms children that is known as a counter-signal.

Let’s call it what it really is, being a massive bitch.

I started me-me.

There, I can go to my grave pure.

I’m pretty sure this is why fashion is ridiculous. A hot person won’t lose in bad clothes. A normal person needs to dress well and benefits from sane fashions. Bland clothes are worse, they are more stupid because they make your genetics far more important than ridiculous clothes. It’s like an Amish version of Bat signal.

It’s also why the left can’t meme because the left can’t dream and the left can’t scheme and the left can’t breed and it’s really a very long, tortured in-joke at this point.

Game of Thrones Libertarian Edition

This is far too kind.

I want to see a version with OPEN BORDERS FOR WESTEROS.

Because Dothraki aren’t rapists, you bigot, it’s their culture and the Golden Company are just doing the jobs Westerosi don’t want to do.

It’s amazing to me how many supposedly big-brained intellectuals completely miss the point of libertarianism.

Open borders because, for some reason, some strange reason, libertarian societies cannot meet their own demands. Far from admitting that’s the same failure as Communism, which has at least been tried (and seemed to work, for a little while) they see that as a success. The noble loser? Globally, it fails on human nature too, just like communism, since most humans aren’t 128IQ autistic middle-class white men.

IQ shredder, whatever you want to call it. It’s a dead theory.

Prior to libertarianism, bringing in hostile foreigners to replace the native workers was correctly named treason. A leopard cannot change its spots and we have DNA now, the days of “we’re all the same” fairytales are dead.

Libertarians want loose borders but locks on house doors and cars, I’d rather the reverse, personally. How about respecting the property right to native homeland, ya dicks?

You cannot have free trade without open borders. It’s the polite term for pathological capitalism, screwing the ingroup so a particular master company owner can make 13% extra profit to evade from national tax coffers. You can’t have crony capitalism without two-faced “libertarians” playing both sides.

What libertarians lack in character they make up for in obnoxiousness.

You shouldn’t need the State to impose, enforce or enhance your INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS but okay, I’ll let that one go. Some day.

You know where you’re most individual and snowflake? The forest! Go fuck off and larp like a pagan instead of acting like you know what a society or civic duty to it are. Society bribes libertarians to leave it alone.

They want to spend tax money other people pay, they’re basically Democrats.

I’ll stir the pot a little and say that neither Darwin nor anyone else care what these bachelors do as long as it’s far away from the tax money of everyone else, ironically, also to add that degeneracy isn’t a human right nor, technically, a legal one.

Can we set up a pleasure island facility for libertarians a little like Pedo Island but they can also never, ever leave or post online again? Death by hedonism should be legal, the State should provide the morphine for that particular suicide.

Note that they only exist now we have the medical structures to baby them. Oh, the irony.

Thankfully, that’s going away pretty soon. Like, this half of the century.

Tops.

Freedom to fail in a libertarian society means letting them die from STDs including syphilis, that sends you insane, minor injuries from hunting like animal bites, drug overdose and picking a fight with someone who looks like a pussy but isn’t, which if it’s a libertarian starting it might actually be a woman. I would support this freedom to die without any state or social group coming to their aid. Then again, libertarians have never bothered to read what eugenics actually was – all the freedom stuff but also the responsibility stuff too.

In sum,

Society will assist you with prosocial decisions

…and leave you to suffer antisocial ones personally.

Libertarians want equal outcomes for stupidity. Where’s your nursemaid? Who will volunteer to clean it up? Lack of common sense is anti-fitness, it always dies when left to its own devices.

“Stupidity cannot be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.”