Article: Tomb Raider was better when she had big boobs

http://www.reaxxion.com/3161/tomb-raider-was-better-back-when-lara-had-big-boobs

It was. There was a focus on puzzle solving and shooting. That was it. No crying over shooting tigers.

Even her look is ruined. She has a manlier build now, including facial features with Botox pornstar lips for some reason. Her original look was ultra-feminine, and her personality.

She had a large doll-like face, small but full rosebud lips and wicked eyeliner game. She looked balanced.

AoD went in an interesting direction by having a playable male character, it’s a shame they rebooted directly afterward.

She’s so oppressed right now.

I mean, it’s not like she had this deadly allure about her.

I miss the original run.

Lara Croft is totally sexist, guys.

5 responses to “Article: Tomb Raider was better when she had big boobs

  1. I don’t play games, but I understand the author’s resentment about everything being turned “grim&gritty”. They have done this with all the superheroes. Enough already.

1. Be civil. 2. Be logical or fair. 3. Do not bore me.

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