The “Redpill Right”

There are countless things wrong with this article but Imma post it for comedic value.

You are not exempt from call time. Pay attention.

Not the slightest attempt at objectivity, no real research, libel, total smear piece hackjob.

I've wanted to use this gif for so so long you have no idea it always makes me chuckle
Above: a summary of what they’re going for.

http://boingboing.net/2015/01/28/a-beginners-guide-to-the-red.html

…Conspiracy theorists, Men’s Rights Activists, Pick-Up Artists, GamerGate, even the Neoreaction: all of these communities share a common creed, tech-fluent and superficially self-aware. To outsiders, it’s distinctly conservative. But they don’t see themselves as conservatives at all.

oh no oh dear hides facepalm double

Welcome to the Red Pill worldview, where the entire world is a game and the people who are winning are the best players.

Someone fell for the joke. We all live in volcano lairs. ALL OF US.

crying laughter lmao

It links to that ad hominem Guardian piece from the other day.

sherlock bbc cracking up lol laughing so hard

Hold in my sides, I’m crying.

I saw it coming and I still don't care, funny really

They think we’re so organised, totally 100% agree, and actually talk to one another.

lol laughing rdj tony stark heehee haha

This takes active forms, such as the conclusion any woman or person of color who outperforms a Redpiller must have cheated to do so, either with sexual favors or affirmative action.

http://www.reddit.com/r/RedPillWomen/

Study them for a change lol see how they like it

This bigotry is most often seen in action within the Men’s Rights Movement.

That bunch of pussies? Yes, they are the manliest among us.

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Chuck Norris is a whiny little bitch compared to the average MRA.

Formally, they assert that objective methods are applicable to every imaginable field. Informally, however, Redpillers tend to simply reject other people’s opinions as subjective while prizing their own as objective.

What to do when the "intellectuals" hit reality like a brick wall? Laugh, I guess

This approach comes along with a narcissistic idea that their superior understanding of “real” science can propel Redpillers beyond the fools who prize subjective or emotive qualities.

I love it when a plan backfires on the stupid, karmic law, whatever you wish to declare it, I love it!
It’s a long way down this rabbit hole.

Gambling and investment schemes of all sorts appear in Redpill communities; lately, Redpillers have frequently fallen victim to ones surrounding digital currencies such as Bitcoin.

I don’t know a single person who uses Bitcoin.

They’re really trying, aren’t they? Any tar, any brush.

We’re going mainstream, boys.

Proponents of HBD, such as neoreactionary video blogger and self-described “white nationalist on paper” Davis Aurini,

yup damon ian somerhalder vampire diaries hot duh yes uhuh
Davis is practically Satan himself. It’s the facial hair that gives it away, isn’t it?

You can find Redpiller arguments in any sufficiently young, sufficiently white, sufficiently male internet company, be they neoreactionaries or bitcoiners, hardcore skeptics or GamerGaters, tax evaders or pick-up artists.

I don't like proven correct you know, it's a curse, I'm fucking Cassandra

Just standing here like –

ah who knows mystery shrug eva green pfft haha

We don’t exist, girls.

reality is a-knocking on their door

The Redpill Right is the new conservatism of a secular, internet-savvy generation, and its perceived enemies are legion.

Why do I have to justify NOT belonging to a political group?

Why do I have to justify NOT belonging to a political group?

1. Be civil. 2. Be logical or fair. 3. Do not bore me.

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