Classic 4chan: There are two glasses

Because it’s popular on TV, like blowjobs before that. You’re just as much lemmings as women buying celebrity lines and there’s a false bravado in talking a woman into it (except there isn’t, only the skanks will do it, like most things in porn). A real man learns something male-focused, like tantra. Those guys are like Sex Jedi. As with the rise of oral cancers, there’s a scale of health to abnormal practices and anal is pretty much the worst thing a person could do (rimming is included). It’s Nature’s Petri Dish. If you made a cocktail (sorry) grown from 1% of the sample in the girl they wanna try it on, they wouldn’t stick their dick in it for any money, it’s like drinking from a toilet. The natural disgust reflex has been overcome like the drug-fueled reality of gay culture has been overcome with sober musical theater numbers. If they make you a little bit gay (they’re pushing for men to ‘try it‘ now), how can you question them? You can’t judge. You can’t make any of those classic jokes about it. In short, you don’t get to complain when you get prostate problems or seemingly random infections, like a homo. Eventually this posterior focus turns you into this guy.

Technically, your sexuality is what body parts you’re attracted to (which vary based on the other type of sex). If you choose A over V, I’ve got news for you… If you could do it with a man, arguably it’s homosexual sex. I await the hate, I expect the hate for simply pointing this out, but you did it, dudebros. You tore up your Man Card like the pederasts of Ancient Greece (bc the young boys looked like girls from behind). I hope you get a lot of checks. Please get tested frequently.

dean that's enough no more internet laptop shut no no no nuhuh supernatural

n.b. STD is a latent disease, you’ve got it but your immune system keeps it in check. It’s part of your microbiome now. STI is active infection and requires meds to drop it back to the level of a regular STD. Rarely does it clear from your system, if ever. It can be a hidden factor in male fertility, fucking up your man pipes.

5 responses to “Classic 4chan: There are two glasses

  1. There’s this blog called ‘TMI Tuesdays’, and the woman who writes it talks about how awesome anal sex is and how sex for 12-year-old girls is acceptable.

    Ah, the drug abuse in gay communities. Pretty much the only people that admit it are gay men themselves. Others? No, they’re clean as a whistle.

      • Just read those Queerty articles – the stereotypes about gay men being promiscuous whores really are true, aren’t they?

        They even admit that the sex is dangerous and filled with disease. And how to seduce straight men.

        Disgusting. No wonder they’re mental screw-ups and why they’re so misogynist.

        And we gave them rights. They repay us by continuing to contribute to one of the most persistent and infectious diseases out there.

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