11 ways to spot a crazy gold-digging whore

1. she blogs on social justice from time to time, rarely enough to slip under the radar
2. you aren’t quite sure what about otherwise, she says lifestyle or luxury or just ‘fashion’…
3. she expects the best of everything, no literally, every-thing, but tries that country girl innocent act like she’s a tomboy when one nail probably cost $200
4. one of her favourite books of all time is by Sylvia Plath (come ON)
5. she, Asian, only dates men with serious cash, and they’re always white…
6. boob job, like, Jessica Rabbit big
7. Louboutins, click clack click clack click clack click clack
8. she takes more pictures of her food than anything important, can’t smile
9. when she posts quotes, they revolve around the theme of emptiness
10. favourable opinion of Miley Cyrus. Case closed?
11. speaks like a teenage girl, on the wrong side of thirty.

Did I base this on someone real?

I have no idea what you mean.

Good news for once thank Fucking Gods

Christ I hope the bloke sees it in time, though. Hypothetically.

I thought this might help a brother in need. If they meet a girl for whom their pussy is their passport.

2 responses to “11 ways to spot a crazy gold-digging whore

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