http://charltonteaching.blogspot.co.uk/2016/02/dont-debate-dishonest-maxims-for.html
Mock them instead.
They can start their own damn blog to go off on one.
As for types of humour, you can mix and match.
dailywritingtips.com/20-types-and-forms-of-humor/
Idiots will think you’re insane and leave you alone. That’s why my comments are quiet.