Sex duration and the sad-sack of PUA wannabes

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/technology-science/science/how-long-should-sex-last-7693252

Considering the number of porn addicts, I don’t think that sample’s legitimate. Not to mention the way it can weaken the tissue structures e.g. prone position.
Five minutes isn’t really trying, anything less than ten is lazy.

Even the celibate religious used to train their bodies to last much, much longer (and not ejaculate, which isn’t actually the classical goal of masturbation). There are plenty of resources about training your body in this way, and yet these supposed ‘fit’ and ‘healthy’ men refuse to do it.

snort lol laugh haha hmph derision yeah duh really uhuh mhmm princess bride

Because they can’t.

It’s harder than diet and exercise.

It involves real self-control.

And they can’t do it.

come at me bro scarlet pimpernel

You may think I’m being harsh. Not so.

I’ve never spoken to a man (or woman) who learned to control such things, and regretted it.
In every single case, they said something to the effect of “I wish I’d learned this stuff as a teen, seriously.”

Older men weren’t able to last longer than young ones, while wearing a condom or being circumcised didn’t boost chaps’ performance either.

Arteriosclerosis affects one particular area in men….
This is ignoring the probability of nerve damage with age (considering how many so-called men can’t leave the damn thing alone for a while).

“Another surprising finding was that the older the couple, the shorter the sex, contrary to the prevailing wisdom (probably peddled by older men),” Zietsch continued.”

The PUAs lying about older men being better in the sack are lying to themselves…

Speaking of these degenerate try hards.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/meet-britains-biggest-player-who-7850657

He isn’t good-looking, and he’s clearly massaging those numbers. Go on then, what’s the secret?

“The cut-price Casanova also claims one of his hobbies is “upsetting women”.

And they wonder why they repel Wife Material….
And attract fake bimbos….
And eventually die alone and childless….
Evolutionally speaking, a beta with a single child is more of a success.
Not to mention the odds of him having Pelvic Inflammation, that won’t help fertility.

The gym bunny says his father had 12 children with five different women but “doesn’t know” if that has anything to do with the way he treats women.”

laughing rdj crack up

Their parental issues are so predictable it’s becoming a punchline.

R-types, forever fucked up.

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