Survey says skincare is now androgynous

Yes, that matches all the men I’ve had to help with concealer swatches to hide their nights out.

snort lol laugh haha hmph derision yeah duh really uhuh mhmm princess bride

There’s nothing vain about taking care of your skin. It’s like going to the optician or getting a blood pressure check. Cancer is real. You don’t want to miss out on a promotion because you didn’t spring for the dark circle caffeine roll-on.

Goes to show men aren’t as confident about ‘aging like wine’ as they say.
Although anyone who knows about wine will tell you the cheap ones get worse over time.


They never get better.

So when men use that phrase, do not correct them. It’s funnier that way.

1. Be civil. 2. Be logical or fair. 3. Do not bore me.

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