Hipster food now cultural appropriation

Good. Finally, they’re following their own bloody rules.

http://civileats.com/2016/03/31/beyond-talk-the-search-for-real-solutions-in-the-conversation-about-food-and-cultural-appropriation/

https://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2016/09/are-the-writers-of-food.html

Next up, styles of makeup (stop painting it on to look like a different race, it’s creepy) and period or country-specific clothing (if I can’t wear a toga or a kimono, fine, but you can’t wear tweed or English Rose dresses). The Asians are worst for this, they signal with all the European culture, even the chavvy crystal tat. But if you wear one Indian silk thing that an Indian person TOLD YOU to wear, they walk up to you and start the verbal abuse train. Choo choo I don’t think so you hypercritical superficial prats.

detour

Living in a monarchy, seeing Asian tarts wearing Princess tiaras with all the hashtags makes my blood boil. I actually want to break out #my culture is not your costume hashtags at that. The people cosplaying royalty always look like the help. Beyonce was the funniest because she was so deluded and ignorant about basic social history, through all her layers of photoshop (she is not attractive, fat and looks like her tired husband) she looked like a decorated pet covered in the kid’s party section of a shop called Clintons. A sex slave, the original kind, they were originally singers and actresses so her choice was especially amusing, I saw people in person give those ads a second look like ew, nice try, what was she thinking. She was trying to look all sombre and respectable… when you can clearly see the fold where vulva meets thigh. One of those orange sellers you see in the TV shows, it’s an invitation to make an offer for their juicy bits… do they really think dressing like a whore, won’t make them look like a whore too? Yet she was standing there, still looking fat in a shopped corset, certainly not very Christian or modest as she stood in a cage skirt (I know) and sneering down her piggish nose at the camera like she could be Queen of anything other than the black girls who hate themselves for not getting surgery like her. Terrible role model. She keeps dying her hair blonde and getting it straightened, but she’ll never be white. Rihanna accepted this and I respect her for that. Rihanna actually has fun.

Don’t get me started on the Asians that get surgery to look white.
It never works. It’s like a misshapen mannequin because their bones lack our proportions. Why ruin yourself like that?
It’s uncanny valley and makes people trust you less because you literally wanna hide your face. We know what you’re supposed to look like, we are not stupid. It looks like a serial killer with a doll fetish butchered their face.

I just don’t see why they can prance around in a crown and nobody points out they look like a total prat.

If I wore an American head-dress or one of those Caribbean displays or an African wooden mask, I’d look less bad than these people, who are claiming to a bloodline that colonized them because that colonizer had wealth, it’s twisted and disturbing to watch them round the good shops. What are you doing here, this isn’t for you. Would they wear ermine Y/N. Bring back Elizabethan clothing laws, stat. They would’ve been kept in service, round the back, deemed too ugly for presentation. Yet they smother on the Playboy makeup to look worse. They’re signalling the fact they’d never in a million years be accepted into that society, it’s very, deeply weird.

A cane and monocle is about five or six social layers down from white head wear but ‘these’ baffingly pretentious people don’t even wear gloves, peasants used to wear gloves. One of the funniest things I’ve ever seen was Asians trying to do Ascot. You don’t look like a lady, you look like an escort. You can’t purchase Whiteness. The men looked better, possibly waiters or butlers.

Who do I blame? The wimpy fathers.

Rich daddy tells them they’re a Princess growing up… well, that has to bloody stop. We don’t tell our children they’re an Empress, do we? It’d be a bridge too far. They can’t even pull off a 20s hat or a schoolgirl headband without looking like a porn audition, there’s a jarring element to it. Foreign stuff always looks like a costume, you do not blend. Be happy being yourself FFS. Life’s too short.

Too many Asians are ‘Anglophiles’, a polite term to refer to grandiose personal branding we’re supposed to accept and encourage as complimentary (no), which is actually racist because it’s always very niche (by class and county) and acting like they can do it better than us (our culture, usually in our country) but they swan around like Prince Charles faking a dodgy accent and going on about Earl Grey. We don’t drink Earl Grey, it’s pigswill. Buy a better taste in tea, love.

Have you seen how much they spend on crockery? They don’t even heat up the pot. It isn’t cast iron like yours. It’s either enamel or porcelain. We get it at Argos, mate. It’s made in your country.

The tiara thing is very solidly European, and it’s based on ancient religious pagan rites, like weddings. They’re not to play with, it’s obnoxious like those Maori tattoos but moreso. You don’t go around with a sceptre and orb, do you? Those look less obscene. Essentially, they’re claiming colonial rule over us. They think we’re too dumb to notice.

I guess they don’t have much modern culture to signal themselves, so they have to wholesale steal ours. Make your own.

Remember that flower crown trend? Druids. They use specific druidic flowers too. There are precise rituals and uses you can look up and read about. They would feel awkward dancing around a maypole and doing many of the chase/rape games but they’ll wear the uniforms like a trend? Where do they get off?

Did anybody call them out, the little tarts at festivals doing a duckface and peace sign? noooooooo

Follow your own fucking rules.

Culture whores have none.

Colonization is purely cultural. Cut it out.

story time

The one time I almost went full SJW (never go full SJW) some lower-middle class Chinese cunt in tatty threads was hogging my space in a corner, right up in my face like she was ghetto and well hard, telling me about scones. Well, ordering, really. Like I was a child to scold about licking a knife at breakfast. Little did she know I outranked her*, but she found out later when she got the sack and blacklisted for being rude (this happens a lot in Britain, we don’t tell you, we just do it). Still to date one of the most shameful displays of arrogance I’ve ever seen, other people looked at me from across the room like do you want help and I serenely looked back like oh, I’ve got this, I’ve got this bitch. It’s like making tea with the milk first, you just don’t do it. I have tons of these stories, seriously. It’s really bad, they think because they’re foreign they have a pass on being obnoxious. I straightened up from sitting correctly (she told me off for that too), smoothed my dress (she told me to buy better dresses), gave her a pitying look, just scoffed at her and said “well, I’ve seen how the Queen does it” and tapped off in my tiny heels.

When Asians complain about ‘racism’ in the West, especially GB, they never account for their own rudeness. Worse than a pig. I’ve met nicer micropigs.

Previously, the cultures didn’t interact much and ambassadors already knew the rules. Try the food the way they tell you to, don’t signal the clothes, you can’t. Multiculturalism has been unleashed without any ground rules, and the everyday respect that used to exist has vanished as well. It goes both ways or it goes full stop. I wouldn’t need to mention this topic and I’d save a lot of hassle at benefits and galas talking to these credit card bitches if they possessed just a bit of worldly perspective and international respect. It’s all about respect.

*Know your place is about being polite because the powerful people are who you least suspect. She assumed because I was timid, I was weak and went in for the kill. I could’ve stabbed her with my stiletto. Instead I was ladylike and ignored her until she half-grabbed something off my lap. Asian women are rude cunts when the facade of fake femininity comes down. Look at the Uni students, they’re incredibly racist in their choice of friends. I can’t wait until their debt bubble bursts and Princess has to find a job in a shop where she belongs.

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