Link: “Is Mike Cernovich a phony?”

http://simpleguyskills.com/bro-known-mike-cernovich/

Signal boost.

Juice Bro strikes again. Lemme guess, he’s hustling some raspberry ketones?

ugh why no please stop god kill me now rdj tony stark

Maybe some detox tea? He has something in common with the Kardashians!
Don’t we all want that? Don’t. We. All.

From an interview linked below.

“Logic is pointless.” – Mike Cernovich

“What are Trump’s policies? I don’t particularly care,”

He isn’t pro-Trump, he’s cucking for senpai and ad traffic.

“I believe in strong borders”

unless it’s your wife getting a green card

“I’m an American nationalist, not a white nationalist.”

pfft

melting pot American, peachy

“Deep down, they want the cool kids to love them. I actually fucking detest those people.”

self-awareness of a lamp post

Cernovich realized that a meme could reach more people than a newspaper story, without having to cross an editor’s desk.

That isn’t a meme. Those are photos taken by a sex tourist. It’s laughable he thinks that counts or they say this.

“Who cares about breast cancer and rape? Not me.”

But he dare complain about the refugees? They’re mostly sex tourists, like him.

“I use trolling tactics to build my brand.”

Trolls don’t care when you disagree. Trolls don’t have faces and names and interviews in the so-called Jew Yorker.

“Lowers your cortisol,” he explained. He poured himself a coffee,

spot what’s wrong with that sentence

That journalist usually returns the favor by embedding a Cernovich tweet in the story.

He’s part of the media.

The article up top? Worth it for this image alone.

No such thing as legitimate dissent to a narcissist.

He tries ‘game’ tactics on other men, like AMOGing, DHV, flipping the script, desperate to get other men to qualify to a guy living off his ex-wife’s alimony.

This needs to be taught in schools

I’d love to see an interview with his ex-wife in the MSM newspapers. I’d broker it myself. His life story looks like Warner in Legally Blonde. Sad!

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Basically, Cernovich and his wife went to the same law school, where she succeeded and he was a low-ranked loser. She went out into the world and became a power player in IP law and Cernovich was basically her house husband. He lived off her money before the divorce, and he’s been living off that spousal support payout ever since. Funniest part is his recent worldwide trip began right when his ex got remarried to an objectively better man–by all appearances, Cernovich has basically short-circuited over the whole thing and is now live-tweeting his resulting midlife crisis. Sorry, Cernovich, but lifting weights and calling people cuck will never be able to repair your shattered masculinity.

There are many more funny details and this is all verifiable online, but I don’t want post the ex’s info. She has been trying to get the Cernovich stink off her for years. You’re definitely right, though: Mike Cernovich is a fraud, Mike Cernovich is a loser who would be penniless without his wife, and Mike Cernovich is a professional failure who wouldn’t know how to beat a parking ticket.

Yes, women are the cause of your problems. The problem is, they’re smarter than you.

Yeah. Speaking as the guy who blew him up on this issue on Twitter, the $50K a month stuff is just disinformation to keep his idiot followers confused. I’m also a lawyer and was able to ask around with some colleagues in CA and get the basic story on Mike’s windfall and complete lack of a real legal career. Apparently he’s something of a known joke/cautionary tale in tech legal circles out there.

Yes, he is. I checked.

This guy? A role model? Fire up the ovens.

http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/10/31/trolls-for-trump

“Meet Mike Cernovich, the meme mastermind of the alt-right. “

This year he’s been claiming to be a face of the Alt Right. This guy.
Yes, he represents us. /s
His steak-flavoured supplement degeneracy is really what we’re aiming for.
He hasn’t come up with a single meme and is utterly humourless if you look at his Twitter feed.

that's enough stop please karen will and grace

It’s lifestyle catfishing. The girls on Instagram are paid to take those pics and go to those hotels, these guys are selling their single materialism, a la SATC.

What I hate about Mike Cernovich and Victor Pride is that they act like they’ve founded Amazon or Google. Those two guys are just stupid dream sellers who live off the dreams and stupidity of their readers.Sometimes you read trough their stuff and think who the fuck do you thing you are? Bill Gates? Elon Musk? They are just a little farts in comparison to those guys.

Okay, I’m not too happy with Elon atm for personal reasons and Bill has always been on my Shit List (Gladwell’s Outliers actually applies to his timing and his privileged logs on the first card punch computers) but please don’t mention them in the same sentence as these dipshits with their male versions of mommy blogs. Elon especially is an amazing role model for men, an A+ Alpha Male type, in business if not his woeful handling of a personal life. He is one of the greatest minds on the planet. He self-taught rocket science FFS. Juice Bro isn’t fit to lick his boots or hold a candle, ‘mkay?

As for Juice Bro himself?

He’s as Alt Right as Milo Yiannopoulos is White and heterosexual.

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Have you also noticed that all these white guys who proclaim to have amazing “game” and be “alpha” usually date mediocre foreign girls (mostly latin and asian) who are either insecure and using their whiteness as status or are being taken care of?

In context, these facts from the New Yorker article.

His second wife, Shauna, who is twenty-nine, and pregnant with their first child, was in the kitchen…

Anchor baby? Is that a shotgun being loaded or the cash register for his settlement after divorcing wife numero uno?

Mike said that, when they started dating, “I didn’t take it seriously. But she just refused to go away, and now—”

“I’m married and pregnant!” Shauna said, smiling.

“And my life is over,” Mike said, half-smiling.

Wait, wasn’t he saying Never Marry? This is the second time. And he’s put this pussy on a pedestal and made an honest woman of her? Why? Cos she was pregnant? Alpha fux, beta bucks….

He’s clearly been ‘victim’ to an Oops! Pregnancy. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer d-bag.

She might be the first confirmed case I’ve seen of a Jezebel Spirit.Ooh la la.

I bet she’ll divorce him once the babies are out and take the first sucker’s money. He’ll probably write a book about it.
She’s gaming him and he’s too dumb to know it. No sane woman would marry a PUA without having an exit strategy. This is so funny. Karma is a bitch.

Her parents are secular Persian Muslims who left Iran before it became a theocracy.

Why didn’t you let Roosh marry her instead?

ace comment is ace (ree Cernovich and Roosh V)

Both guys have a backstory that involves sponging off of women. Both guys hide the fact that they’ve never been independent, in order to constantly over-hype the very premise that they are independent and not “wage slaves” but serious role models. Both guys prey on directionless 20-somethings in order to sell them garbage, and tell you that the information that you can find anywhere else is being “given away for free” out of the goodness of their hearts, when the entire purpose is to sell you on a bullshit lifestyle of slavishly accepting their values, casting friends to the side if they don’t share a single-minded obsession with being “financially independent” (aka sponging off of your ex-wife, girlfriends, parents, etc).

And both guys are very clingy to the white nationalist movement, though they’ve been touched by fire, because neither of them are “pure” white people according to many white nationalists. They’ve been dancing around building an audience of broken, hateful, and sometimes intelligent but wholly misguided individuals. If all you can say is “why do you hate their success” when clearly they’ve simply slowly accumulated a following by burning through money they didn’t earn, then you are willfully refusing to stare reality in the face.

You’re just jealous!

Nobody is jealous of failure.

Meanwhile…

Victor is legit re fitness advice, I’ve never had an issue with him but yeah, also living in the middle of nowhere banging Asian women… like it’s hard? An Indian guy couldn’t do it, it’s entirely because he’s white. They want semi-white babies. It’s a big status signal thing in Asia. Like a handbag. By all means, go ahead and watch as the wall of fake femininity bubbles down, as people like me tried to warn you it would. Have fun raising those kids. Asian women prove themselves in their culture by popping out babies (Eastern), not sexing their husbands (Western, Christian chastity). They divorce once the breeding period is over. Look at the interracial divorce stats. Who’s the cuck then?

Back to the interview, for a moment. Spot the connection.

“I’ve gained twenty pounds during this fucking election.”

Earlier…

“You guys want a snack?” Shauna asked.

Shauna, who has stopped working, continued, “I was still upset, though, and he eventually deleted some older posts.”

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