Fight Club isn’t serious, guys

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The author said it was a joke, like American Psycho. I mean, just read around a little.

https://www.inverse.com/article/17363-chuck-palahniuk-thinks-fight-club-2-is-going-to-get-him-murdered

But Fight Club might be the most-quoted novel of the 20th Century. It rattles me to hear the constant references twenty years after publication. People should be quoting and making clever puns from lines in To Catch a Mockingbird or Portnoy’s Complaint. I’m just trying to put the genie back into the bottle.

He hates you. This isn’t my opinion.

Nevertheless, in Fight Club 3 he might be compelled to have sex with a sheep.

It’s a fucking fact.

But rest assured that even in my absence my estate will hire some hack to keep Tyler alive.

Normies killed it.

TLDR: Self-destruction isn’t a lifestyle choice. An ASOS for edgy betas would make a killing. Get your internet cool starter pack.

Real talk, for once. I pull no punches, for they deserve them.

Are you telling me they can’t read a single (rather shitty) novel and understand it, while shitposting on SJW IQ? Fuck, at least those degenerates are English majors.

Fight Club, summarized?

It’s a bunch of losers who are massive hypocrites (we hate capitalism, let’s start a soap company) and can only turn everything they touch to shit, but being too cowardly to kill themselves because death is scary, they slowly self-harm until overwhelmed by their own emo feels and stick their dick in crazy while high on some concoction of modern opiate supplements. They are worthless degenerate males who live for dopamine shots, in fact, somebody should just sell that shit pure because at least it’d be honest. Yes, it perfectly predicts the manosphere. They swear a lot and hate women (Fuck You Mom!) to get attention but in reality they probably work a shitty job and have delusions of grandeur as you’d expect from a gamma or delta male. The world will be a better place when they die, so they stubbornly cling to life because they never grew out of the hate the world Satanic Bible 8th grade phase.

The lament of a million coffee mules

It never occurs to them to look up Brad Pitt’s other work from the period (ALL emo).

Seriously, ask their opinion of La Vey.

Tryhard, IRL. They worship him, like a faggy Dawkins (outfits, edgy cosplay).

They aren’t nihilists, they’re masochists who won’t admit self-loathing so they blame anything else – their job, their sofa, their clothes, the girls, society. They’re searching for meaning but refute anything that makes them think about something other than themselves for five fucking minutes. Chuckie crapped out this self-indulgent pulp and these morons called it a masterpiece, he admitted the movie was better for this reason.

I love these MSM posts. It’s funny to watch the normies hustle and the useful idiots get things totally 180 degrees, completely arse-backwards wrong.

Like the people who don’t know ‘woke’ is Matrix slang.

correction ohuhno idiots

You cannot correct that level of dumb. It’s a major plot point of a classic movie.

Speaking of their level of desperate.

MRAs, huh?

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Same type of guy who’ll say respect isn’t given, it’s earned.

When I say ‘male entitlement’, think of this guy.

Probable male borderline, on the subject.

To round this off, if Fight Club were serious (it’s anti-capitalist porn) then all men would be farmers.
Do you want to be a farmer, grunting and sweating in the dirt?

They started an internet movement when someone made a few polygons in their vidyah games in a shape they disapproved of. They cannot cope IRL.

Idiots. They want to roll back civilization but keep all the fluffy, fun stuff.
Fight Club is a book about male entitlement.

He was mocking these chucklefucks buying his BRANDED SOAP FOR STUPID VAIN FAT BINTS.

Read it with that in mind and everything makes sense.

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We’ve all been raised on television to believe that one day we’d all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won’t. And we’re slowly learning that.

Then you’re a fucking idiot for believing it, aren’t you? Do you believe in Santa too? Job fairy? Do you have a lucky red cum sock?
It’s the non-romantic economic 500 Days of Summer. Marla is an evil manic pixie.
Prove me wrong.

Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

Throwing a weak punch does not make you a man.

It’s MGTOW but like IRL MGTOW, they refuse to leave. They never actually Go. They’re like that one girl who threatens to leave hoping to get praise. They could all move to a single town or small city, but no. Then they’d need to be self-reliant. Most couldn’t make mac n’ cheese from scratch. I could teach that to a chimpanzee. They utterly fail as men, they’re morally bankrupt males posturing principles. Patriarchy would kick their arse.

You want your happy safe space penguin?
Here it is.

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