Game of Thrones Libertarian Edition

This is far too kind.

I want to see a version with OPEN BORDERS FOR WESTEROS.

Because Dothraki aren’t rapists, you bigot, it’s their culture and the Golden Company are just doing the jobs Westerosi don’t want to do.

It’s amazing to me how many supposedly big-brained intellectuals completely miss the point of libertarianism.

Open borders because, for some reason, some strange reason, libertarian societies cannot meet their own demands. Far from admitting that’s the same failure as Communism, which has at least been tried (and seemed to work, for a little while) they see that as a success. The noble loser? Globally, it fails on human nature too, just like communism, since most humans aren’t 128IQ autistic middle-class white men.

IQ shredder, whatever you want to call it. It’s a dead theory.

Prior to libertarianism, bringing in hostile foreigners to replace the native workers was correctly named treason. A leopard cannot change its spots and we have DNA now, the days of “we’re all the same” fairytales are dead.

Libertarians want loose borders but locks on house doors and cars, I’d rather the reverse, personally. How about respecting the property right to native homeland, ya dicks?

You cannot have free trade without open borders. It’s the polite term for pathological capitalism, screwing the ingroup so a particular master company owner can make 13% extra profit to evade from national tax coffers. You can’t have crony capitalism without two-faced “libertarians” playing both sides.

What libertarians lack in character they make up for in obnoxiousness.

You shouldn’t need the State to impose, enforce or enhance your INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS but okay, I’ll let that one go. Some day.

You know where you’re most individual and snowflake? The forest! Go fuck off and larp like a pagan instead of acting like you know what a society or civic duty to it are. Society bribes libertarians to leave it alone.

They want to spend tax money other people pay, they’re basically Democrats.

I’ll stir the pot a little and say that neither Darwin nor anyone else care what these bachelors do as long as it’s far away from the tax money of everyone else, ironically, also to add that degeneracy isn’t a human right nor, technically, a legal one.

Can we set up a pleasure island facility for libertarians a little like Pedo Island but they can also never, ever leave or post online again? Death by hedonism should be legal, the State should provide the morphine for that particular suicide.

Note that they only exist now we have the medical structures to baby them. Oh, the irony.

Thankfully, that’s going away pretty soon. Like, this half of the century.

Tops.

Freedom to fail in a libertarian society means letting them die from STDs including syphilis, that sends you insane, minor injuries from hunting like animal bites, drug overdose and picking a fight with someone who looks like a pussy but isn’t, which if it’s a libertarian starting it might actually be a woman. I would support this freedom to die without any state or social group coming to their aid. Then again, libertarians have never bothered to read what eugenics actually was – all the freedom stuff but also the responsibility stuff too.

In sum,

Society will assist you with prosocial decisions

…and leave you to suffer antisocial ones personally.

Libertarians want equal outcomes for stupidity. Where’s your nursemaid? Who will volunteer to clean it up? Lack of common sense is anti-fitness, it always dies when left to its own devices.

“Stupidity cannot be cured. Stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death. There is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity.”

1. Be civil. 2. Be logical or fair. 3. Do not bore me.

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