How obvious do my titles have to be on other websites, I wonder?
Seriously, you’d think Google hadn’t been invented.
A major scene, you’d think it would be memorable….
I guess the vampires weren’t sparkly enough?
And the true vampires don’t wear plastic fangs, children.
[so nb NOT Cruise]
I still can’t believe it’s getting a TV series.
Before I die, I have a short list of people I want to go down in very public flames.
You know it’s bad when anon gossip columinists, plural, go gently on certain stories.
Fingers crossed for Spielberg, personally, near the top but not at it. How the Hell is Jeff still walking around?
Go back to ignoring us now.