Wearing white, huh?

We got another one.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-5782305/Harry-Potter-star-Matthew-Lewis-bikini-clad-wife-Angela-Jones-vision-newlywed-bliss.html

She was married when they met.

I don’t think this will end well.
How many days after her divorce did he marry her without a prenup?

And event planner? Those are like, the biggest sluts.

Stewardesses, nurses and event planners. The unholy triad of slag.

Did they meet at one of her events? 99% sure.

Those pictures are a reminder that

  1. the DM doesn’t know what “stunning” means
  2. and some women depend on make-up like air.

Cara has a less boyish figure. She looks like his aunt.

She looks like a totally different woman, loses about 50% of her points.

Short on brain too.

Instead of squinting at the Sun, maybe put the Sun-Glasses on your eyes?

TBF he looks like a lager lout pre-gut. He has that annoying twitch in one side of his mouth that looks punchable. He thinks it makes him look sexy. It looks like he’s deciding between two sandwiches at Pret.

1. Be civil. 2. Be logical or fair. 3. Do not bore me.

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