Norse pagans can’t be gay

They had a formal practice for killing people who disagreed.
While I’m ruining peoples’ days.

Turns out you can’t run a fertility cult full of homosex.

Or a warrior tribe with male-on-male rape.

You’re drunk, likely high, you’re surrounded by wood.

You need to trust your anus is safe.

“Brothers” don’t fuck each other, metaphorically and literally.

If a guy enjoys his drinking horn a little too much….

Watch the stars, don’t look at the chocolate starfish, kids.

It senses fear.

1. Be civil. 2. Be logical or fair. 3. Do not bore me.

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