Hey Elon

Maybe help these guys?

Nah, that would be philanthropic, we both know you’re not Tony Stark.

You hate right to repair.

“I’d like to, but I know how that ended for another set of people who tried to do that,” he said. “They shut them down within months. And Tesla doesn’t give them the tools they need.”

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/qvm3z5/rich-rebuilds-tesla-repair-and-salvage

But he’ll give them to China.

Very patriotic American thar, hoy.

Not to Americans repairing things that are scrap (upcycling!) but to other foreign hostile people who definitely won’t copy them and sell inferior dangerous versions or anything. They also won’t be itching to hack your autopilot’s auto-shoah feature.

As we know from Mr Robot it is possible to fireball a battery remotely.

They could ship it with extra faults since they’re custom build.

And extra bugs. In politician’s cars.

Wi-fi in a car is the worst idea ever. Is he being this stupid on purpose?

He’s going to go down in history as a bigger douchebag than Edison. These stories come out despite him repressing most of them! Yes, repressing was a deliberate joke.

As a billionaire (I doubt that) he refuses to pay up to the farting unicorn artist.
Scrooge would be impressed by how tight his ass is. He’s acting like he’s billions in debt.

He changes his opinions to suit whatever selfish thing he has going on now.

Classic psychopath trait. He thinks we’re too stupid to notice. I did!

Claims to love capitalism when discussing Edison to businessmen.

Claims to be libertarian and love Ayn Rand when he wants to date a fan.

Claims to be a socialist now he’s fucking one who looks twelve.

And he dared make a pedo joke? Your hoe looks like a Thai prostitute!

Skunk hair and a permanent SJW sneer, keep it classy.

And that’s the type he sleeps with openly.

Imagine the skank’s row in his walk-in closet.

She can’t even sing so no prizes guessing how she got her job.

I bet she loves it when you oppress her though.

I’m 99% sure he’s roleplayed as Karl Marx.

Sounding like a dying cat running out of breath isn’t Enya, Town Bike.
Either that or a seance where the medium fakes the ghost noises.

If she recorded herself mid-orgasm I doubt you could hear the difference.
Subject yourself to the audible waterboarding of one of her songs and try to tell.

First one listed and I’m right. Auto-tuned to cringe levels, bland lyrics and the dubstep is the best part. Again, THE CLICHE DUBSTEP IMPROVES IT.

And she’s awful on social justice if you actually look.

Cultural appropriation of a French, Christian virgin folk hero, for starters. From a cheap, unholy slapper with absolutely nothing remarkable about her “art”. Joan would spit on her as a whore. There isn’t a cross to be seen – on a SAINT.

See, that’s my bitchy side but it’s funny because it’s grounded in reality.
Elon is funny because he isn’t.

He’s everything we want him to be. Well, everything and nothing.

See, he claims to have been a lot of things he isn’t now. In college, supposedly he didn’t drink/do drugs/sleep around. Guess what he spends a lot of time doing now. If you saw value in those things at their highest temptation, some would stick. A teetotaler doesn’t suddenly develop a taste for wine. It just doesn’t happen.

https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/vbqnpd/elon-musk-twitter-socialist-anti-media-tesla

Nothing worse than a socialist. Commies aren’t dirty as socialists, who pretend to be nice and noble while robbing you dry for their own personal, private property. Every dictator in history used the “greater good” bollocks. Taking from the most productive is literally how all socialism “works”. You cannot physically take from the “less productive” you retarded fuck!

HE COMPOSED THAT. IMAGINE THE DRAFT HISTORY. FUCK.

He is actually one of the dumbest people ever to get these basic things wrong. He’s more shallow than his taste in women. People lie about his IQ, watch his interviews and he’s a bumbling tool. He’s never worked an honest day in his life to think this shit. And no, sitting at a computer doesn’t count, I do that all the time and it’s a piece of piss.

He’s vapid as the Valley whores, possibly worse. Get better meds.

It’s like if one of his exes said “I’m vegon, I’m a vegan who eats bacon.”

But they were 100% serious.

Like the vegetarians who don’t object to killing fish.

The “first principle” of socialism is I can take your company, Elon cos “you didn’t build that”.

Why do atheists jump from one bullshit fad to another in the search for meaning?

For when he deletes that tweet the next time he pretends to have a convenient change of heart.

Elon Musk is literally a Nazi. National socialist.

“I’m nauseatingly pro-American”. Nationalist.

Here he is bitching about socialist China’s tariffs.
https://jalopnik.com/trump-is-now-just-reading-elon-musks-tweets-1823626946

“True socialism”

No True Socialist!

That is not a socialist. Liar it is.

https://jalopnik.com/cucked-1795736068

“Climate change is real.” Actually you already know climate change is the political initiative and global warming is the climate theory. Climate change cannot possibly be real because it isn’t scientific. It’s unfalsifiable as a term and if you did test it, hey, the climate is supposed to change it’s called a season! That’s why scientists use it for nothing! It’s worth nothing!

The more I look into this guy, the more he seems like the worst person on the planet.

Socialists don’t tell their workers to walk off an injury, you loser.

(Yes, loser, all his relationships fail).

It’s a very Edison way of working, to try and ban the competition. Fascist, actually.

Move to China.

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