Too white?

Is it because he’s too white or too male?

Quick, hint you’re bi!
I don’t even like him and I think that’s ridiculous.

Half a decade of film down the drain and you know Witcher’s probably going to be more of a disappointment than Lord of the Rings. It’s just spells and tits, boring!

The Yen casting will be the decisive factor and anything less classic beauty + vampish than Eva Green tier is wrong. No way they’ll live up to that complex gravitas in the books or they’ll make that Triss slag the main female lead based on changes made in game 3 and ruin everything.

2020 release? I smell Production Hell.


that’s all I want, Hollywood!

(sounds of ugly crying)

1. Be civil. 2. Be logical or fair. 3. Do not bore me.

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