Slumdog Yennefer

Someone sent me this and whew boy.


Well I guess according to the internet Asian is always more attractive than Polish?
I don’t know whether to watch this shitshow to mock it (she looks about 12) or sit from a distance and watch it burn down.
And if you think Cavill would object to this casting and demand someone passably attractive, you don’t know that he has literally gay taste in women. People actually assume they’re beards, they’re so ugly. Look up the bloodthirsty hunter he dated. He dumpster dives so he probably chose this Yen.

The most compelling character in the show, made into #curryscentedbitch personified.

She’s going to look like a teen PMSing and Cavill’s going to look even more pedo.

I’m looking forward to it now, no amount of make-up can fix that casting choice.

Bow down before your Asian overlords, white male Witcher fans.

It doesn’t help that the “sexiest” character is cast with a woman with the curves of a teenage boy.

Seriously though, Yen is meant to be an 11/10, an Elizabeth Taylor. Her power is meant to be being the hottest woman around, no contest. Is that it?

Beautiful women don’t need tons of make-up and SFX.

I’m with the guy saying she looks young enough to be his daughter. 35 minus 18 (charitably) = 17, she could be. Cavill is also aging like shit thanks to drinking, STDs and drugs before the years-long show has begun, good luck with the CGI, outta be better than the facial hair mishap. Correct, commenting guy: creepy.

I think they bought the rights to scupper the competition from making a better version.

The whole plot is going to be shifted to revolve around buff white guy angst as he’s so oppressed with his Mary Sue power, looks and magical abilities to get any woman into bed.

So oppressed. So much suffering.

Even if they don’t screw this up, trying to redeem a manwhore into a likeable character will turn off the very demographics they’re trying to appeal to. Think how stilted James Bond is now.

Compare what they could have won.

The Millie girl they cast in another part looks the spit of Yen too.

I’m looking forward to seeing Netflix fail again so soon after “Death Note”.

It’s blatantly anti-white and misogynist to claim there are no talented white female actresses?

1. Be civil. 2. Be logical or fair. 3. Do not bore me.

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