Remember when England was Islamic?

No, me neither. This is more cucky than Hank Green videos and trust me, that’s cucky.

If you don’t want to punch that smug facial expression trying to force feed shit about your own culture down your throat, you might be a cuck.

It’s like a deleted scene from Idiocracy.

Hadrid’s wall. Where’s that? Do you mean Hadrian?

Protestantism. Wut.

Using the term Dark Ages.  That’s a paddlin’.

That isn’t Middle Ages or Medieval times. Is the guy doing this making it up?

And it was a pretty good time to be alive, they were free of Roman enslavement.

https://www.history.com/news/6-reasons-the-dark-ages-werent-so-dark

Islamic science didn’t exist (neither did science, it’s a specific method and philosophy of empiricism) but they did translate stolen Greek or Latin works and pass them off as their own. Did I mention they were stolen? Plagiarism isn’t discovery now and it wasn’t then.

If Islamic areas were so great back then, who took over because they’re shithole countries now. Why do they wanna move here? Just remittance?

Assuming England existed as a name or monarchy as in its current form with GB. I assume this was set before the Norman invasion? Why don’t multicultural pushers mention the Norman INVASION more often, it’s a mystery.

Acting like Islam existed before Christianity (no).

Acting like Judaism was a common thing. No.

Modern wheat didn’t exist back then.

Education was tutors and apprentices, it was better quality than state schooling we have now.

If nobles were illiterate, how could they manage their estates?

Implying taxes aren’t compulsory.

Acting like serfdom wasn’t just rent.

Magical remedies like aspirin?

PC rewriting of history doesn’t work.

Infant mortality was based on Rhesus factors, not washing the hands and maternal mortality giving birth, babies and the other kids didn’t last long without the mother. There were also child rape cases so they died from being old enough to get pregnant but not to give birth. There’s about a five year window on that. It takes a long time for growth plates to shift.

Implying we had no healers before the Romans. That is possibly the worst part, like nobody thought to tend the sick, ignore the archaeological evidence of brain surgery in pre-society cavemen. Also implies they didn’t knock out patients first beforehand. How stupid do you think they were?

Stop acting like everyone was multicultural. It was called war. Some groups existed in isolation,temporarily. That’s like saying America is Chinese because Chinatown exists. (Why does Chinatown still exist? Isn’t that racist?)

The Muslims Vlad the Impaler stopped wanted to impale the natives in another way. Nobody brings up the humour of it considering they were famous in Europe for raping little boys (continues to this day, ask Afghanistan-based soldiers) so he was saying “you come here to do that and this will happen to you”. Nowadays they choose girls because the law is more lax about applying pedophilia charges, they’re likelier to get away with it by claiming they didn’t know it was unwanted (lies, ignorance of the law is apparently an excuse) or they say it’s consensual (standard rapist line). We wouldn’t want to hurt a pedo’s feelings, would we?

There is more information in a Horrible Histories book than this video.

“A power and cultural identity vacuum” no we were fine before the Italians invaded and raped their way around Europe, thanks. Even better once they finally fucked off.

It’s like they took seriously all the later peddlers of myths trying to scare their contemporaries (yes, people wrote fake histories, the BBC continues this tradition to this day).

One response to “Remember when England was Islamic?

  1. In the ‘Dark Ages’ people washed their hands with vinegar and other astringents, so the tale about them being filthy before delivering kids is wrong (albeit this was a problem in the 19th century). The point about the Rhesus factor is very interesting. Will you post on it again?

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