Is food security important now?

They laughed at the preppers, who warned you.

The preppers laughed back.

Oh noes, what will the vegans do?!

Think of Jamie Oliver, won’t someone please think of Jamie Oliver?

They wanted cheap slave labour carrots instead of hardy, pricey English ones.

Hang on, isn’t the totally predictable national security weakness tantamount to siege warfare?

I’ll wait right here, for everyone to catch up.

No amount of kale is worth freedom.

I think they want to offer us solid gold magic beans in exchange for a modest starting fee of 39 billion. Great MLM opportunity.

Note: they waited until the frost, when you can’t plant anything.

No clean water.

1. Be civil. 2. Be logical or fair. 3. Do not bore me.

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