Nivea refuses to get woke

Forcing companies into politics is illegal… 

https://www.queerty.com/nivea-skincare-dropped-ad-agency-allegedly-saying-dont-gay-20190701

Trying to SJW a company that makes huge buck on skin lightening cream…

The famous fat ad actually lost money (the first get woke, go broke) because surprisingly, telling dumpy mystery meat mediocre women they’re lovable just the way they are might work in a Disney film but fails to shift cosmetics.

You know the most valuable market, Queerty? Breeders. Because they self-replicate.

You know who isn’t valuable? People who go in for Botox instead of repeat buying a skin cream that does NOTHING.

NOTHING, I say!

Straight people are like 90+% of the global market.

If you want to make a profit, do not piss them off.

The people who buy the most household shit?

Straight women. Do not fuck with us.

Your job is to make the company money, not political masturbation.

Meanwhile, Gillette is pissed with the beard trend and trying to tell men they need to shave their armpits because… reasons.

https://www.menshealth.com/style/a19547599/why-men-should-shave-armpits/

Men, ask for every trend? Do gay guys do this? Then don’t.

Women, same of dykes. This isn’t hard.

1. Be civil. 2. Be logical or fair. 3. Do not bore me.

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