It would be interesting to see if this ‘error’ rate is race-specific.
In other “fucking duh”:
Buy your own Big Brother.
Purchase your own prison guard.
Spend on credit for your own blackmail tape.
but but but …it tells you the weather?
Know what I do, when I wanna know the weather?
Stick my head out a window.
Wet face – rain.
Dry face – no rain.
Burning face – sunny.
This isn’t fucking organic chemistry.
No burning eyes – night time.
They literally need to be told the sun is shining.
The smartphone is literally a remote control for their entire, sad little lives.
Buy a thermometer. They’re in alarm clocks now.