Study: Yoga bitches

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3289222/

Moving tones the body, really?

Slowly moving burns fat?

Compare it to the military regimen it’s partially based on and if your results hold up, I might be impressed.

https://disenchantedscholar.wordpress.com/2016/11/18/the-invention-of-yoga-and-british-colonialism/

Burning calories burns calories compared to nothing.

Wow.

Pass the expensive exercise equipment, because the ancient ones just HAD to show us full vulva lips in those neon leopard print pants during downward dog. It’s both traditional and respectful.

[When Boomers pass on, at least anorexic hags will stop telling me to ‘try’ yoga along with all the veganism, sleeping around, alcoholism and other anti-social bullshit. All white exercises are fake news, amirite? White people never exercised prior to 1960. The gym on the Titanic was a theatre set. Yoga women go there like fat church, it’s basically fat church, a sense of community for chubbies and druggies. ]

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