Maybe the CA wildfires are all the STDs

One Of Three

First off, ew.

Second, why does the fake nice one keep leaking her gossip like anyone cares about her?

You won’t get a film career using your pussy that way.

Like, STFU and be trash in private. Also, stay in America. Nobody wants you back.

This shit right here is exactly why. Nobody actually likes you, they pretend when your legs are open. Your pussy isn’t gold-plated, hunty. It’s just available at all hours. The welcome mat never rolls up.

Sluts are one thing, especially actresses, in California (fine, I’ll ignore it) but when they play the public innocent act while leaking their own scumbag stories, it’s just too much.

Have a kid and be relevant to someone or be an aging homewrecking hag somewhere we can’t see you, ya know?

Pick one: pussy and career or baby. Dressing up your dogs after yoga class isn’t the same. It’s weird. You’re not a momma. Stop saying that.

I normally don’t bitch this much about people I’ve only tangentially known through people they inflicted themselves on like a gold-digging leech but holy shit she’s been doing this for like a decade, I’m sick of hearing the same schoolgirl bullshit.

will they/won’t they

kiss and tell

baby/no baby

Nobody cares.

Move on.

You’re an orgy whore with no career. Nobody cares.

Especially in Cali-fucking-fornia.

Remember, a loud whore is a dead whore.

Jew card won’t save you, either.

One response to “Maybe the CA wildfires are all the STDs

  1. No, it’s Kali-fornia, named for the snake of the many armed, and well-armed, goddess Kali, who sits spider-like in the dark, waiting for her human victims to walk by so she can feed. That’s liberalism at it’s finest. Kali, mother goddess of the DNC and Mexico’s PRI.

1. Be civil. 2. Be logical or fair. 3. Do not bore me.

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