Stars were always fake anyway

People are waking up.

It isn’t “happening” .jpeg but it is #something.

No I don’t watch Pettibone (sorry, I don’t care about the new name) because I think she’s prettier than she is smart but this was in my feed and it’s current data. She’s a good student though, good at parroting this stuff.

As are most men. MPAI.

Before someone asks why I don’t shill her because Sisterhood or some bollocks:

I think her motives for marriage are shallow (to compete with her sister, gain tradcred) and her choice to move to Germany, den of vipers, rapists and utterly crumbling economy, is a choice no true conservative would make for any of their children. It simply isn’t safe. She strikes me as the kind of pretty, conscientious but vaguely codependent woman constantly seeking intellectual/sexual validation (not like the other girls waifu) to make us look bad, especially if they got divorced and she cried like she didn’t know what it was she chose. Do the cookie cutter thing fine but don’t be dumb moving to Child Rapist Mecca or lose your identity and hobbies (those marriages do NOT last) to try (and fail to) please a control freak (calling it, he pings as one) and I won’t be shocked if they got divorced… hope not.

She thinks he’ll let her keep her book and blog stuff when kids arrive.

I see the train, get off the tracks sweetie. Have that talk now.

Odds are lower that you’ll divorce if you both take marriage seriously but it’s a myth the risk is zero.

I think they are both trying to be a power couple and good luck truly but their individual arrogance (they strike me as pure, off-putting smug) will eventually provoke conflict and tear them apart.

Encouraging women to settle prematurely or with the wrong man will increase divorce, it’s been studied, it is better not to marry as the Bible says than make a vow to God then fail to keep it. The dress isn’t worth it. This pro-marriage at any cost rhetoric is Churchian bull.

  4When you make a vow to God, do not be late in paying it; for He takes no delight in fools. Pay what you vow! 5It is better that you should not vow than that you should vow and not pay. 6Do not let your speech cause you to sin and do not say in the presence of the messenger of God that it was a mistake. Why should God be angry on account of your voice and destroy the work of your hands? 7For in many dreams and in many words there is emptiness. Rather, fear God.

Christian = married is American CHINO crap. Your marriage isn’t bigger than Jesus, you don’t have to be married to be a Proper Christian either (Jesus wasn’t…) and I get this attempted lifestyle blogger vibe from them that’s actually nauseating so this video tickles me. How tacky to post honeymoon pics, while still there, for one. For one valid complaint that made me avoid them since. It’s supposed to be the ultimate in intimacy and privacy and you’re looking at your phone?

So much for sanctity, right? It’s the little things. That make me hate humanity.

As a supposed Christian, she seems itching for some kind of humbling and I’d rather she just course-corrects now while it’s easier.

That’s my opinion, anyway. I hope they can be role models, just drop the condescension.


Nothing puts off people from your beliefs like a hard wall of smug.

Getting married is the easy part. Anyone can do it. Idiots do it in Vegas all the time. The work has just started.


I also don’t like her new heavy “housefrau” makeup but that’s a point of taste. Cream products sweetie, cream products! A shimmery cream “cloud paint” pink blush and a coral lip won’t kill you! Also, ease up on the Kardashian 2014 eye makeup. Think Grace Kelly. With set curls. Maybe a caramel blonde…

At least be smug and looks-maxing, is all I’m saying. I’m sorry but I don’t trust a woman who can’t match her lipstick to her florals (Pink in the Afternoon). This is Womaning 101. It’s basic female IQ.

1. Be civil. 2. Be logical or fair. 3. Do not bore me.

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