The Londonistan mobile

To test it, it really should’ve gone through one of those drive-through safaris. To prove it’s monkey proof.

This is the dystopian car we need.
This is multiculturalism in a car.
So bland and basic and fantastically crap, it’s amazing.

Super low-res CAD lad. Whew. Five minutes on Sketchup. Postmodernism made this possible. In no other time period would this be vaguely necessary.
He borrowed five polygons and a dream. An LSD dream set in a PS1 game.

It’s like Howard Hughes with less of the syphilis, probably.

That’s just 90+% of Silicon Valley, they kicked out the real smarts and eccentrics YEARS ago.

Now it’s IPO hoes and dudebros.

But has he ever said whether he’d eat human flesh.


Tesla already had a company, Edison killed it.

1. Be civil. 2. Be logical or fair. 3. Do not bore me.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s