It’s strange that some Americans are so youth-obsessed and narcissistic they are actually deluding themselves about their mortal body.
Now, men, don’t be alarmed. As you get older, you might also experience shrinking of the penis and testicles
That is an amazing fact I am now horrifying you with, too.
I’d heard about old man balls (they sag, like breasts) but their wives didn’t share the shrinkage thing.
Maybe the old guys were commissioning statues to feel better.