it senses a wall and becomes more powerful

GOSSIP GIRL HERE, YOUR ONE AND ONLY SOURCE INTO THE LIVES OF THE DEGENERATE ETONIAN ‘ELITE’.

WHAT’S BIG B HIDING FROM THE BBC AND GLOBAL MEDIA?

OH THAT’S RIGHT, AND WE’LL NEVER TELL – THE VACCINE PASSES ARE DOMESTIC.

INDEED, INTERNATIONAL WAS NEVER THE PLAN, DUE TO TRADE DISAGREEMENTS. NATIONAL FIRST, THEN STRATEGIC INTER-NATION ‘CO-OPERATION’. THANK CODENAME HANDCOCK. THEY’RE HIS IDEAS AND EVERYONE IS JUST FOLLOWING ORDERS. HE IS THE GOEBBELS OF THIS OPERATION.

WHEN IMPLEMENTATION OF THE PASSES VIA DUMBPHONES INEVITABLY FAILS ACCIDENTALLY-ON-PURPOSE FROM ‘HOSTILE NON-COMPLIANCE’, A FURTHER EXCUSE TO DISAPPEAR DISSENTERS ON THE INTERNET, THEY’LL USE UBI AS AN EXCUSE TO INSTALL ‘THEFT-FREE’ PAYMENT DEVICES USING FINTECH VARIOUS MPS ALREADY PURCHASED SHARES IN. THIS WILL INCLUDE EVENTUAL QUANTUM DOT TECHNOLOGY ‘INTEGRATION’. BETA TESTING AT SCALE TAKES TIME PRIOR TO A SUDDEN, SHOCKING ROLL OUT.

AS THE NEW SYSTEM RISES, THE OLD WILL UNFORTUNATELY EXPERIENCE ‘TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES’ AND BE WIPED OUT. GCHQ WILL CLAIM TERRORISM. YOU WILL OWN NOTHING AND BE HAPPY.

YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN’T HIDE, B.

WE NEVER FORGIVE, WE NEVER FORGET.

YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME, XOXO SMOKES AND BLOW, AS THE TOFFS SAY.

THIS IS A THOUGHT EXPERIMENT.

ANY RESEMBLANCE TO ACTUAL MILITARY STRATEGY, INCLUDING ENFORCEMENT AND ENCLOSURES PROCEEDINGS, ARE PURELY COINCIDENTAL. NO NDAS WERE BREACHED IN THE CONSTRUCTION OF THIS DYSTOPIAN FICTION. KEEP CALM AND CARRY ON.

p.s. Reminder I told you all to stay at home during the last election.

1. Be civil. 2. Be logical or fair. 3. Do not bore me.

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