BUT I WISH THERE FUCKING WAS.
I demand more objectification of men in films to balance it out, it’s only fair.
If we’re going for hypersexualised entertainment, don’t leave straight women out.
If it makes straight men uncomfortable, they’re just gay. (No, really).
It’s sexist that women have to actually watch for the plot.
The plot of comic films is shit. I say that with love.
What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.
Do it for the economy.
Source: “Eleven Little Roosters” by RoosterTeeth
RESPOND TO DEMAND, HOLLYWOOD.
p.s. I am actually 100% serious.
Superman would’ve been a huge success as a series based on female viewers alone if he just wore a super codpiece. No heterosexual woman would deny this. You’d go. You’d hate yourself later, but you would.
Even Aquaman’s covering up, I am offended. Geeks wait decades for this zeitgeist.
It would’ve made Batman v Superman somewhat tolerable.
Captain Marvel might as well be Muslim with how much skin she doesn’t show, it’s stupid.
We all remember the kinky BDSM X-men uniforms. Those films were popular.