Academics be like

You remember the Petty song?

It’s a little like that. Bigger words. Blunt sarcasm.

Yes, we do memes.

We own memes.

Speaking of memes. Memeing. Memerly.

..see what I mean?

I’m not going to tell you which ones are mine.

And you all wonder why I seem so random.
These are my people.
These are my fellow freaks.

How else do you think I’m an expert in spotting rationalization?