UnPC comedy 2

Let’s see how much I can signal boost this one.

7,600 views as of now. Needs to be longer. Like the rope The Guardian is using to hang itself.

The more you know about ye olde public hangings, the funnier that joke gets.

Greta is literally weaponised autism. ...It isn’t very effective.

This is also worth a try.

There needs to be an UnPC ezine of some description recommending this stuff.

The Guardian is the jobcentre of obnoxious twats because your parents were so ashamed they cut you out of the trust fund. If you’re too dumb for academia and too bland for acting and too serious for politics, you’ll fit right in.

If they want a million views, half an hour on why Islam is toxic masculinity and toxic masculinity secretly means Islam, because it does. Everything they slag off – harassment, lechery, rape, oppression of wives (equal yoking), all of it. It literally is a pop. They want all men to act more white Christian and less Anything Else. It’s psyops to bring back white supremacy culture a la British Empire (which was multicultural) but without men in charge (coughs Victoria was a slag and sold out our identity like a cheap whore*). Now THAT would get da views.

*Now every arsehole calls themselves British because they drink tea.

No. That’s Chinese. English people secretly hate tea, we’re just addicted.

British died with the Empire, why are we still using this word? Nobody means Welsh do they? They all want to be English. It’s actually a race, no. This isn’t like Doctor Who psychic paper. “Hello, yes, this is my white privilege, as you can see here it says British, cuckold of the Greater European Empire of Supreme Woke Values. Praise be Allah-Gaia.”

Surprised they haven’t run an “initiative” called “pegged against Patriarchy”.