Rich girl buys book deal in a bid to become a celebrity.
It’s like the Paris Hilton of sewing. She just won’t leave, she’s like herpes. Every time you think she’s gone, she comes back. Bizarre English word choice and phony accent intact. Nobody speaks like that here.
It’s interesting that a woman who can’t pull more than mediocre views has over a million subscribers, supposedly. Armed with rich parents and an undying desire for fame, it’s no surprise to find out that bots leaving fawning comments or empty views don’t translate to actual book sales. It’s like Clinton’s autobiography, despite her Cabalite supposed success, how many people do you know who’ve actually read it? Well, Erica “Bernadette” Banner has supposedly written a book on a subject that has existed for millennia. As if she could ever be original enough to contribute anything. The woman who can only copy and snipe at what the Victorians did, when she’s a barren Wiccan appeasing the Trigglypuff demographic, so fat they need to make their own clothes. She ripped off the Blitz term made do and mend, she can’t even be original in the title. She didn’t even write the title! Her parents have obviously bought a ton of copies to fabricate popularity, I wonder if she even knows about it. The indulgent parents of useless art kids often donate them to schools and libraries as a charity tax writeoff. It’s easier to do this with soft books than hard ones. Surprise surprise, it’s a softie. These were the same parents bragging about closet space in the Jew York Times.
Poor little rich girl, how hard things must be for her, trying to buy a personality and some stardom in the form of internet popularity. Sad!
I wonder if she hired a ghostwriter or just ripped off the thousands of older, better books on the subject. She admits to having read them. Twenty-somethings are never an authority on any subject, especially with the temerity to write a whole fucking book. Who do you think you are? Hilariously, she posted a vlog on supposedly writing the book, but literally most of it wasn’t about writing at all. It’s thottery, as we say. Audiovisual masturbation. She’s sitting around with Botox face (faces don’t magically get smoother with age, don’t lie) and her puffy fat face on an oddly scrawny neck was smugly self-congratulating herself throughout the entire masturbatory video. You can smell her fishy ego through the screen. She might’ve had her nose thinned down too, compared to before, or she contours. These internet thots actually think they’re important and sorry but no real author (I might have experience, ghostwriting mostly) actually writes an entire book with a fountain pen. Pull the fucking other one. Even notes. On a time crunch too? Barefaced lie. Your hand cramp would kill you, you couldn’t sew after that, let alone for hours by hand! In England, we all learn to use those things growing up and most people hate them, I remember getting fountain pen ink all down my shirts, it’s so Harry Potter sad adult to think it’s “sophisticated” that I can see why tiktok Zoomers despise it. Acting like using a pen is special is tragic. Grow the fuck up. Standard iPhone user. No original bones in her starved body. Looks like a meth addict without the photoshop.
You’d think if she actually, originally wrote the book that she’d spend most of the video actually talking about that?
10 minutes to 12. She spends longer (four minutes) calling it an OPUS at the end. Pass the sick bucket. You fishy fucking thot, that’s not what opus means. Other people call your work an opus after you’re dead, when it originally contributes to a subject, stop pulling words out of the dictionary you’re too illiterate to understand. She’s never done a single original thing in her entire life and will die wearing clothes designed by better people that she ripped off for a video about a netflix special, probably. Maybe she’ll follow up her pissing video with one about shit? Classy. Maybe another Met Gala video because anyone under the age of fifty really watches award shows and galas anymore. This, from the woman bragging she “never” watches TV. Obvious lie, ain’t it? Watching TV through a laptop screen is still watching TV, you absolute bimbo. Oh, or maybe a low-effort tier ranking video to collect shekels from a Boomer corp too dumb to realise she’s buying her metrics, which is fraudulently used as the basis for her income. After almost 24 hours, when a video gains most of its views, this supposedly popular blogger has 622 comments. I don’t buy it. I see right through this shit.
Only about two minutes of the 37 minute video are of her ACTUALLY supposedly writing. What a liar. And she thinks writing in the park makes her not like other girls, oh how fucking special and interesting and quirky you must be. This shit is why influencers are hated in my country, she spends more time figuring out how to photograph her anorexic ass in the cover to look less like a haggard corpse than she does actually writing in that video called “The entire process of writing my book”. It’s almost like she’s trying to convince herself she actually wrote it and that it was something original. Kek! There are co-authors but does Mz Narcissist mention that in the title? Fuck no. Typical feminist, stamping down on the diversity they exploit. Standard Jewry procedure too, there is a reason most feminists are Jewesses. They’ll claim to be white or Jew when it’s convenient. Nobody is ever allowed to get bigger than her though, haven’t you noticed? She’s always centre stage. She also photoshopped her nose so hard in that cover she looks like Mister Burns from the Simpsons when they think he’s an alien. You can’t actually see the side of her face, they have overblown the lights so much. It doesn’t even look like her, but a much better looking cousin. That’s embarrassing. She’s basically admitting she’s fug. There are good-looking Jews, she’s a 2.
Despite having extremely rich parents who own whole blocks of apartments in New York, she has the fucking nerve to include a donate button. What the fuck? People are going to food banks, Erica, now is not the time?! Despite the bot views on this, it must have still been suppressed by the dislikes so seeing that ratio would be interesting. Rich Jews are so out of touch but desperate to be viewed as WASPs, just listen to that badly acted accent, so forced. She still uses it as an opportunity to attention whore for one of those thot companies bribing all the influencers, when all skillshare videos are rip-offs of older ones found for free on youtube. Including hers. There’s nothing original there. There are old men who’ve been sewing longer than she’s been alive and they’ve posted free videos. Sometimes they rip off proper course websites (I won’t say which because that ho would find them) like technical videos, but skillshare is mostly brown people making ‘original content’ ripping off old white photographers. Again, people in their 20s lack the experience to know 50+ years’ worth of information, it’s literally impossible they’d be at the top of their game just beginning the job. You can’t self-teach half a century of work, they’re ripping it off.
The bot comments likely paid for by a member of her family are just too much. “It’s surely to become a classic.”
Why is that a top comment, the first one I can see, with only 144 bot likes? Dead Internet Theory strikes again. I’ve seen crypto bot comments with more likes on it.
A comment written by Eurydice says “I cannot wait to read this wonder !!!”
Completely authentic, y u ask? 56 likes.
Women really do love to lie about how shit the person looks. She’s aging terribly due to the diet and a high comment reads “Bernadette, looking more like an ethereal goddess than ever” Real people don’t type like that, even real stans. 104 likes. Apparently she has over a million totally real fans?
She’s aged five years for every one she’s been online. Go back and look. Vegans. Vegans are a cult.
She also used to be a Patron for Claire Nakti, probably because I linked her videos, so I know you’re reading me bitch and I saw the name on her patreon list, Erica. At 1:12:35 https://youtu.be/F1_lmEQpnWs?t=4355 so she looks that bad while doing Hindu beauty chants. Cope harder with aging, Bernadette.
ANOTHER: “I was so confused for a moment when it showed may 28th and then I remember this is from last year I love all the work you do and I’m glad to say you are a big inspiration and role model for me so thank you so much”
Again, totally real comments. Because normal people never get a single neutral or negative comment, right? How realistic.
Again, another: “I had no idea the timescales on writing a nonfiction book were so tight – what a heroic effort! You should be really proud of yourself, this is an incredible achievement!” Totally genuine comments, guys.
“I pre-ordered and received your book hand delivered to me on Thursday morning in Canada 😀 I’m so happy that you SOLD OUT even just at the pre-order stage! You deserve it!!” Sure you did. 10 likes. But quite high up. It’s easy to buy popularity when you’re buying hype. These people are so fake, that’s why some better costumers hands DOWN have a fraction of her views and subscribers. There simply isn’t enough interest in the topic and her views are fake. Otherwise, better people in the same hobby would get more clicks. Some of those people have actual qualifications too, including decades of work. Some great channels have 30k subs and about 2k views per video, if they’re lucky. She is clearly buying them or her relative is to skirt the Youtube rules.
If you really wrote the book yourself, wouldn’t you buy real software?
“As a writer myself I immediately recognized Scrivener. I can imagine how useful it is for a project like this” 3 likes. She Jewed out by buying free software! Assuming she didn’t just use the free trial to pretend she was writing it, which makes sense. Copy and pasting older books would take less than a month.
Bots sound alike, do you really believe all these comments are real people?
“I cannot wait to get my copy of this fabulous book!!“
“So so excited for my copy to arrive!”
“Ooh, deffo looking forward to getting my copy“
“Bernadette, I’m so happy for the beginning success of this book that I’m in tears! I can’t wait to get my preordered copy! Congratulations! Hugs!”
“Well done Bernadette! Another wonderful accomplishment. It has been a great journey you have shared with us. Thankyou.”
“What an incredible journey writing a book like this” Journey, again.
Some of them are obviously authored by her, it’s the arrogant smells her own farts tone.
“You’re an inspirational and very interesting young lady.” – HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
A real comment by a real person. We are clearly very jealous of the failed actress.
“Congratulations Madame Authoress. You have given the world something that will live on.”
Robots will do all the sewing in the future just like bots are writing these comments, nobody will attend her funeral. She’s a non-entity. She couldn’t even be an ABC actress on sitcoms. I know real actors, showed them her imdb (trust me, you’ve heard of them) and they laughed. “She’s trying to be something but there’s nothing there”, an Oscar winner/nominee said, to use Enty’s description of him. I interviewed him here once but I won’t link the post because nobody cared without naming him. He was in a box office topper at the end of last year as a leading man, I suggested he take that script because he doesn’t understand meme culture and famously hates the internet. This guy’s been on Broadway, possibly, as a lead… a few times, he finds her ‘tragic’ but apparently Broadway is full of them, failed actresses starting on Hollywood costume budgets then hoping to get cast… it actually puts them off. They’re called “ungrateful cunts”. “Don’t like it, don’t watch it?” “Are they really this desperate for material?” and my personal favourite: “If you want total accuracy, buy a fucking time machine you pretentious twat”. Hopefully you can’t tell by the tone who it is, he has a distinct humour. I don’t want to make it too obvious. Disclaimers don’t help, you’re still slagging them off for entire videos ranting on with nothing original of your own in comparison. “The worst TV show is better than the best Youtubers.” These people are so fake. It’s so cringeworthy I can’t. It’ll live on in bargain bins and recycling bins. They think dressing like that makes them interesting when it’s anally retentive snobbery. “Why is she dressed like a carriage driver?” (specifically he meant the one in From Hell) Wearing black won’t make people take you seriously. We just see goth. You’re still half-dead with the starvation diet and should get the turkey neck sorted out. Acting requires good looks. He knows London theatre people, this bloke and said “if she thinks moving to London will get her hired, she’s got another thing coming”. Apparently they blacklist ingrate Youtubers who act like their hobby means it’s easy to run a show, as if they’re experts. If you can’t make it in New York, the same people talk in London. They’re also slowly becoming less woke because of lost earnings around the pandemic era.
More bot comments:
“Immediately had to order the book! I’m so excited, I can’t wait for it to arrive”
“I’m so excited about this book! When it was announced I was so happy I almost couldn’t believe you were actually making it haha, like a little dream come true 🙂“
“I preordered back in January and I’m so excited to finally have it in my hands. Soon…. Congratulations!!🥰”
It sounds all the same, right?
“CONGRATULATIONS…!!!…and thank you for sharing the process you went through…I look forward to getting a copy soon!!!”
All the same words.
“Thank you for this on so any levels. The sewing stuff of course but also the whole process of creating your book. Wonderful”
Wonderful again, bots repeat the same words.
“Thank you for your work and wonderful videos, I cannot wait to get my copy of your book!!”
“Definitely purchasing this book as soon as it’s available. I’m so excited!!!”
But some people already got it? What?
“I am very excited that I’ll be getting my copy soon, pre-ordered the same day you announced it!”
They read like the same person wrote them. They all have her delusional quality.
“I find you to be so beautiful and inspiring. Thank you for sharing your journey with us. Congratulations on your book! Cant wait to dig into it and glean an infinite bounty of sewing wisdom. Love you ♡” only 2 likes
“Can’t wait to hold the book in my hands! I’m so looking forward to reading it and absorbing the wealth of knowledge.” 1 like.
It sounds like one very delusional person wrote this.
“Just imagine… for centuries to come, students and professionals alike will be citing this book in their research. That’s the closest thing to immortality that any of us can hope for.”
No, they won’t. She has never been original in her entire life, Jews are incapable of it. They rip off what old dead white people did then make snarky comments wondering why everyone hates them and even African countries deport them.
Accomplishment shows up a lot in these bot comments.
“Oh man, imposter syndrome is real! We talk about it quite a bit in medicine. I’m not surprised in the slightest that it transcends fields of study and found it’s way to you. From the decidedly non-expert, you deserve every bit of this. Congratulations on an amazing accomplishment and thanks for taking us along!”
There’s nothing new, here. She’s ripped off Victorian techniques, that’s her whole gig. Hollywood is full of costumers who actually create things, new things. When she was in the room with the Pedo-Disney stan womanchild Rachel Maksy, you could see the other women around Banner were visibly uncomfortable being around her (Erica’s) smug shit don’t stink attitude the whole time. I don’t blame them.
You’re just a failed actress (has imdb and managers) and a Youtuber. That’s all she’ll ever be, Stop trying to make a Hollywood career happen, they hate people slagging off their hard work on costumes when you’re sitting there with meme mugs daring to condemn others for accuracy. It’s not cute, you’re basic.
“The amount of knowledge you have and the eagerness to share it is magnificent, phenomenal, and brilliant. And greatly appreciated!!!” Totally real fans, guys.
“I am so excited for my copy, and watching this process was inspiring!“
“Congratulations! Can’t wait to get my hands on it!” She’s trying so hard to seem interesting.
“Congratulations! What an amazing accomplishment!“
“Congratulations Bernadette! I preordered and I’m very much looking forward to this publication! I found your channel at the start of the pandemic when I search hand stitching!”
“You are our expert. It is wonderful to be with you as you create such a valuable masterpiece. Much love and congratulations 💜”
Anyone who thinks these comments are real must be retarded. Youtubers are amateurs, experts are old people with decades of experience and above all, ORIGINAL CONTRIBUTION. Ripping off older techniques is something anyone can do. Small kids can sew, it isn’t special. It requires no more dexterity than wiping your arse. The average ten year old had more talent in the olden days.
“So happy and excited for you! It’s already a best seller! Just pre-ordered!” So was Clinton and Michael Obama. All fake. Everyone knows bestseller lists are rigged, please.
“The “You don’t know as much as you think you do” thing is called Imposter Syndrome. It’s VERY common. You’re not alone in that.”
She doesn’t know anything, she just copies what 19th century sewing books and museum examples do. A hack, a hack is all she’ll die as.
“Huge congratulations! Such an accomplishment :)” Totally real comments, not at all bots!
“Congratulations on your book! So happy for you)”
“What a big accomplishment! This is so cool!!” Definitely real.
“Congratulations hon. You are sooooo humble. I’m really happy for you”
“Congratulations on the publication of your book! I’m looking forward to receiving my copy!“
“Congratulations. I’m proud of you. Your amazing. I’ve been watching your channel for years.”
“Congratulations! I’m so happy for you!”
“Congratulations, Bernadette! I am so excited for you.”
“Ordered it! So excited for it to arrive and devour it!”
“Ordered the book from my local book seller, now I anxiously await it’s arrival.”
“Congratulations on your book. I am very excited for my copy to arrive!”
All these people with foreign names across the world and they all sound like a haughty American bimbo in cheap boots with her big nose in the air. Must be a big cohencidence.
Is she just deleting neutral or negative comments or… does nobody really care about her? LOL
In her videos, she never seems to have friends. She tries to film with people though, she just seems to be using internet friends as real ones. People from work are not friends.
1.3 MILLION subscribers and we’re supposed to believe her own comment on the video only received 492 likes? 6.3k likes on the video? Posted a day ago and pushed because it’s been advertised in the Recommended page? I know tiny youtubers of a hundred thousand or so who receive better numbers than that. So fake and gay. Nothing Cabal is real.
You look me dead in the eye and tell me this hearted comment is real:
“I ordered your book through a small local bookshop and was thrilled to be able to pick it up three days ago. The book is lovely. I’m in the process of reading it cover to cover. The photography is just as beautiful as your videos. Even though I have many years of sewing experience, I’m still learning much from your book, so for others out there, this book is not strictly a “beginner” sewing book. Congratulations, Bernadette, on your new book. All of your hard work is very much appreciated.”
It may as well begin FELLOW HUMAN- and end SINCERELY, NOT-A-BOT.
With 310 likes, is that all? Against 1.3 million subs?
Everyone knows with the shipping problems in American ports that any bookshop, especially a small local place, will have a long time delay. Anyone with sewing experience wouldn’t learn much from a random e-thot in her 20s, allegedly. She looks older, mid-30s. That would explain her education timeline and failed Broadway career. Could be the vegan deterioration. But she looks about 36, look at the nasal droop, strong nasolabial wrinkles and bone loss in the jaw, that’s typically pushing 40 territory in women but could be shit genetics.
I await her next exploit to try and buy fame with delight.