You couldn’t make it up

https://www.businessinsider.com/prince-harry-meghan-markle-engagement-africa-rumours-2019-6?r=US&IR=T
Literally banished to Timbuktu.

FC is nice! Give me the Wallace cottage! I’ll plant aconite!

“bespoke” the Queen really wants shot of him, huh?

Remember, you’re together f o r e v e r 

Pay the toll, ratface.

I am greatly entertained by the fact the fam wanna banish the brown by deporting her to Africa.

Literal black sheep.

Famous last words


Americans really don’t study history, huh?
Edison failed, his operations were eventually shut down.

For pie-in-the-sky promises and dodgy business practices. He was a crook temporarily lauded as a genius while he put Tesla in the poorhouse.

The company comparison is named after the very man who ruined Tesla and free energy. The fall out with Morgan proves it, his technology worked. Modern EVs bearing Tesla’s name (his family don’t see a cent of that money) stand for everything his life’s work opposed – plugging into a fixed grid (DC) owned by the plutocrats (((read: bankers))). That’s terrible karma.

Plus the carbon is worse on EVs when you include manufacture – mining metals, producing the ‘electricity’ from the likes of oil industry, the battery disposal issue…

It’s the midlife crisis car of Boomers who dropped cash on that but have zero retirement savings because they refuse to admit they’re aging.

This cult of personality is entertaining. Cucking for Musk, because a multi-billionaire on paper really needs defending like a defenseless maiden in a tower.

Musk’s EVs aren’t the only ones in existence, Edison actually made a killing with electric car batteries a century ago.

Look it up. Wake up.

https://www.greencarreports.com/news/1049744_thomas-edisons-1912-electric-car-gets-a-chance-to-shine

The guy is literally Edison but his fans must be thick to make the comparison.

Californian delusion: They can’t give up coffee but they can (((change the world.)))

Eat your GMO ‘meat’.

Well duh Markle’s a Jew

https://forward.com/schmooze/372756/is-meghan-markle-prince-harrys-jewish-princess

“But the greatest evidence in this biur chametz-like hunt for crumbs of Markle’s Jewish identity is that a spokesman for Westminster Abbey confirmed on behalf of the Church of England that, if they choose, Markle and Prince Harry will be able to marry within the church in an “interfaith” marriage, regardless of Markle’s “Jewish background”.”

The SS Empire Windrush: The Jewish Origins of Multicultural Britain

Meanwhile, in the “United” Kingdom

a meaningless kid without an HRH was trolled.


Congratulations, you’ve shown the trolls the exact combination to hit for the next 18 years.
If they didn’t react, nobody would’ve seen it. It’s like Markle’s banana doodle, the memes write themselves.
It’ll be interesting to see how it blacks up over the next few years, since non-white kids are always lightest as newborns.

Even if Charles is dumb enough to cave with an HRH and make the kid a royal, William will rescind it.

Why?

It’s ultimately ironic that black kid (it can’t win if it ‘identifies’ either way*) has stolen something before it can open its eyes (George’s nickname, future King). It’s already pissed off the future King.

I’d held off mocking it since it is a child and being sired of two fuck-ups will give us plenty of material to work with later. Could bring down the monarchy, actually. That kid belongs to this country, at least Harry. She can’t divorce and take it abroad.

*calls itself white? White privilege plus black people hate it. Calls itself mixed? Alienates blacks. Black? Alienates mixed. Calls itself white? Nobody will buy it, even if it’s ginger. They’re already claiming it’ll become a model. No pressure.