Liberals hate themselves

Unhappy, same thing.

https://pjmedia.com/lifestyle/liberals-likely-unhappy-people-yoga-edition/

Scholars on both the left and right have studied this question extensively, and have reached a consensus that it is conservatives who possess the happiness edge. Many data sets show this. For example, the Pew Research Center in 2006 reported that conservative Republicans were 68 percent more likely than liberal Democrats to say they were “very happy” about their lives. This pattern has persisted for decades. The question isn’t whether this is true, but why.

Trying to tear down the happy just makes you more miserable.

The guilt rots them from the inside, it’s great to watch, you can trace it on their features. First smug, then concerned, then doubtful, disillusioned, hopeless, angry, depressed, sullen.

So capitalists are smarter, happier, donate to charity more and are better-looking?

Shit, I’d want equality too!

R-selection halted: Guardian fails to crack America

http://digiday.com/media/inside-guardians-flailing-u-s-expansion/

This is a frickin’ FIRST.

#cue fascist giggling#

The so-called Jew Yorker and Jew York Times won’t allow competition in the liberal signalling environment, silly Europeans.

Their local sales are dead too.

Now?

Trolled by a cartoon frog. The spectre of one.

Were it not for the Autotrader sale, kept in overseas bank accounts, they’d have gone under years ago.

That was the family silver.

They’re still asking for donations though. Screwing over the loyal readers.
Rabbits despise each other.

State already turning on liberals

Has United States always been sarcastic?

It’s rather predictable actually, that the self-proclaimed rebel’s phone is tapped.

I’m sure it’s innocent surveillance.

https://wikileaks.org/vault7/darkmatter/?cia

“Noteworthy is that NightSkies had reached 1.2 by 2008, and is expressly designed to be physically installed onto factory fresh iPhones. i.e the CIA has been infecting the iPhone supply chain of its targets since at least 2008.”

Imagine all the hipsters.

With all the discussions about how much they hate various authorities.

You have no idea how much fun I shall have with this information.

The triggering potential is immense. Paranoia develops the amygdala.

And they said Trump wasn’t spied on.

Who puts anything important on their phones, though? Illegal things, they carry with them 24/7.

Spy agency Easter eggs. And they’re going to pay to give up their fingerprint pretty soon!

Hey, they wanted to exchange liberty for security, if you have nothing to fear…
Would liberals have more to hide on their phones? SJWs?
I’m sure having someone’s porn habits and bank details won’t be useful to any Trump government.
I’m beginning to think all that revenge porn may be higher than expected.

See, when you make the governance so powerful, whoever gets in in future has access to it as well.

This machinery will eventually used by conservatives. Christian or Muslim?

One will build a roof, the other will throw your pan-binary Sonic-queer ass off it.

Bad parents upset to be lumped in with terrorists

EQUALITY

PROFILING IS RACIST

YOUR CHILD MAY BE A SUICIDE BOMBER

http://mashable.com/2017/03/21/tablet-ban-parents/?utm_cid=a-rr-watercooler#y9EQ1gq6Diq0

Your kids shouldn’t be electronics-dependent, it’s literally an addiction, terrible for their eyesight (JAPAN) and the Apple people don’t let their kids have iPads. It’s a form of abuse to give them digital whiskey.
..Would they rather the kids get murdered?
Wait, it only applies to parents bad enough to take their minors to dangerous countries.
Nevermind, nobody important.
“The ban could mean a much less enjoyable flight for travelers coming from the Muslim-majority countries impacted.”
If only we could solve this terrorist problem overnight… some kind of ban would be useful…
It isn’t about their kids, they’re the children glued to a screen. Peter Pan adults.

I thought the Apple Pencil was a parody video.