You couldn’t make it up

https://www.businessinsider.com/prince-harry-meghan-markle-engagement-africa-rumours-2019-6?r=US&IR=T
Literally banished to Timbuktu.

FC is nice! Give me the Wallace cottage! I’ll plant aconite!

“bespoke” the Queen really wants shot of him, huh?

Remember, you’re together f o r e v e r 

Pay the toll, ratface.

I am greatly entertained by the fact the fam wanna banish the brown by deporting her to Africa.

Literal black sheep.

Meanwhile, in the “United” Kingdom

a meaningless kid without an HRH was trolled.


Congratulations, you’ve shown the trolls the exact combination to hit for the next 18 years.
If they didn’t react, nobody would’ve seen it. It’s like Markle’s banana doodle, the memes write themselves.
It’ll be interesting to see how it blacks up over the next few years, since non-white kids are always lightest as newborns.

Even if Charles is dumb enough to cave with an HRH and make the kid a royal, William will rescind it.

Why?

It’s ultimately ironic that black kid (it can’t win if it ‘identifies’ either way*) has stolen something before it can open its eyes (George’s nickname, future King). It’s already pissed off the future King.

I’d held off mocking it since it is a child and being sired of two fuck-ups will give us plenty of material to work with later. Could bring down the monarchy, actually. That kid belongs to this country, at least Harry. She can’t divorce and take it abroad.

*calls itself white? White privilege plus black people hate it. Calls itself mixed? Alienates blacks. Black? Alienates mixed. Calls itself white? Nobody will buy it, even if it’s ginger. They’re already claiming it’ll become a model. No pressure.

Why will the people rise up?

Future historians will ask.

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A JAMAICAN midwife has been appointed the most senior in England. Professor Jacqueline Dunkley-Bent, who was the Duchess of Cambridge’s former midwife, will take on the new role of chief midwifery officer, which has been created to improve care for new and expectant mothers and their children, NHS England said. She will be responsible for overseeing the delivery of measures to enhance safety and support. Speaking on her appointment, Professor Dunkley Bent said: “I’m thrilled to be given the huge responsibility and privilege of serving families and my colleagues as England’s first chief midwifery officer. “Throughout my time as a midwife and nurse in our NHS, I’ve seen first-hand the life-changing difference that the care of midwives can make to children and parents, and as the health service sets out to deliver an ambitious programme to improve care and safety for mums-to-be and their babies, I cannot think of a more vital, exciting and inspiring responsibility.” According to The National Scotland she is understood to have helped deliver Prince George and Prince Charlotte and she’s currently head of maternity, children and young people for NHS England. Read more on The Voice Online – Link in bio! . . . #midwife #nurse #nhs #london #duchessofcambridge #katemiddleton #princewilliam #royalfamily #jamaica #caribbean #diversity #blackexcellence #blackgirlmagic #blackgirlsrock #news #uknews #newspaper #thevoicenewspaper

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They’re being replaced.

d, e

A low IQ midwife will cause death. They are actively spurning training English people.

Look at the IQ of Jamaicans and the NHS is importing tons of them.

Cheap.

By safer, they don’t mean medical outcomes, they mean socialism.

“Ambitious” – more money to the people who deserve it least.

Then there are problems like microbiome contamination, all midwives do is wash their hands.

Gee, why don’t millennials wanna breed in this climate?

Dying in a shiny new NHS bed sounds so charming!

You know you can’t request a change of midwife, right? That includes difference of religion.

Enjoy your freedom, forced to give birth among the heartless monsters that conduct daily abortions.