A melody for NPCs

the dog runs from the chinaman,
although it has the rabies,
he’s scared to see corona-chan,
xenophobe! he blames thee

you must be a bigot,
a supremacist, a Nazi,
to flee from the street-shitters
and ban them from your country

how could this have happened?
nobody saw it coming
that diversity of palette
gave hbd a fucking

who cares if it’s the military
or dog paw soup or kitten’s whiskers?
the jews of asia are coming, silly
to purge the boomer and mongrel babies

you cannot narrow your eyes
or you’ll be killed for racism
don’t ask your kids to hide
it’s a crime against the Marxism

Bill Gates said ten mill
but the guidestones beg to differ
so avoid the Israel shill
and the manjaws bringing sniffles

coof coof oy vey
it’s hit the Holy Land
let the yellow fever play
did the Muslims hatch this plan?

won’t somebody save the Asian community?
the global r-type majority?
who could’ve benefited from this?
as the cryptos switch to Plan B

welcome the wu-flu
welcome the plague
welcome the foreigner
and on your knees, his slave

you don’t wanna hurt his feefees
so suckle on his viral peepee
they’re so much more civilized than We
long live the cult of Asian supremacy!

one can never say no to the banks
the preppers don’t look so foolish now
the stock brokers will building-plank
and the Indians will have a cow

hey, what did the degenerates do?
to infuriate the Lord, our Father?
was it the sodomy or whoring their daughters
or the immigrating hordes, he’s after?

they all say the same thing in Wuhan
as piles of bodies are going down
we wish we didn’t vote for the left
Mao doesn’t look so bad now

lock down the smug urbanites
shut the London city down
rich Princess syndromes fly around the city sights
and swerve on every brown

it’s a matter of time, fren
until the invaders are rounded up
with the politicians, the typhoid chans and anti-Western cucks

remember your history
think hard and long, whitey
Asians spread disease
gave San Fran the plague last century

dance like it’s 1904
and show racism the door
chow down on hooker sushi
but it can’t transmit thru anime porn

pandemic par-tay bitches
it’s gas mask time for you
you were long warned by me
clutch dearly to your waifu

replicate partially or totally wherever, it’s a meme

How black is your humour?

All of these are now funnier.
*whispers* White people.

“There are those who have wondered aloud whether similarities in the names “Raymond Tusk” and “Elon Musk” may have some greater significance, further punctuated by the fact that both are, in a sense, leaders in the energy industry, albeit the fact that only Musk serves as such in real life.”
I cracked up when I first heard that name. It’s like a porn parody name.

His double down is quite amusing in a wry sort of sense.

Video: Political correctness

Oh, people know.

They just don’t say anything.

Each sketch in this film is said to contain different social critiques.

This is from the greatest film of all time, Movie 43.

Called the worst film of all time by Hollywood.
Critics have no sense of humour anymore.
It mocks Hollywood and uses its own techniques as rope to hang it by.

They want shock value?

The hook is that respected Broadway and Oscar-winning actors signed up.

The critics don’t understand when something is supposed to be crass.

It’s a parody – that’s the joke. It’s dialed to 11. Actually, it isn’t stupid if you think about what literally happens.

Once the shock value wears off, there are interesting questions.

Such as in Leprechaun, do we only take an interest in minorities to make money off them?

Video: The Alt Light Strikes Back

This is exceedingly weird.

However, it’s worth it for Milo and Cernovich, spot on.

They’ll regret selling out, that kind of rep hasn’t the longevity for a career.

Do they really think the world is gonna stop here? Where they’re comfortable?

Everyone gives Milo shit for his taste in men but Juice Bro’s taste in women is much worse.

If science triggers you so much, become an SJW.

Banning certain subjects, you’ll fit right in.

If you wanna be soft and get nothing done, why are you here? It’s so low energy.
It’s all PR for dying media. They just want their face and name on TV to make money.
They want to be celebrities, no different than Lena Sister-Pedo Dunham.

They aren’t funny, they’re just bitchy. With no one to bitch about it gets pedantic pretty quickly.

Milo hates Princess Bride so he’s basically dead to me.

I say let them splinter off and encourage them to call it something else, let them cuck for old media and e-book shekels (maybe even that cancer Patreon) and they’ll ruin it just like they killed the manosphere.
Juice Bro and his posse of pussies turn everything they touch into shit, we can’t stop them and we shouldn’t, because they’d lead people to the truth eventually it’s the nature of the beast, but we can sit back, pour a drink and watch them fuck up, blame each other, bitch fight, get pissed and announce the thing was ruined but, like, buy their e-book.
Just buy all their shit and put it on PB, that’s the quickest way to kill them. Via the shekels.
None of their projects last, they all go up in smoke (kek) because they couldn’t run a Girl Scout sale.