Having servants makes you happier

https://www.pnas.org/content/early/2017/07/18/1706541114.full

No shit, someone alert Buckingham Palace.

SCIENCE.

 

Turns out, money can buy happiness.

 

You think Elon Musk launders his own underwear?

They say you all have the same number of hours in a day.

Bull-SHIT.

I’ve met these people who think their shit doesn’t stink.

These self help gurus don’t clean their own shithouse.

Yet they deflect and shame you like you’re lazy. Four Hour Workweek from Mr Expensive Tuition.

One of the most stressful life events, moving, can be ‘outsourced’!

https://paseattle.com/2016/08/20/moving-heres-personal-assistant-can-smooth-transition/

Why do you think they love immigrants so much?

Illegal wages – slave labour.

Nobody points out blatant classism.

Show me one working class politician.

 

Globalization exists so they can abuse foreigners across borders because abusing locals is more legally challenging.

 

Cinderella is literally about a woman marrying out of the need to do housework.

That’s the fairytale.

That’s the magical thing.

 

Give conservative women a housekeeper, dammit!

It’s cheaper than a divorce!

White woman isn’t a slave, the heartwarming folklore tale.

Buying Marital Bliss: Time-Saving Purchases Promote Relationship Satisfaction

https://www.hbs.edu/faculty/Pages/item.aspx?num=53939

If it turns your head, “help” is why rich women have more energy for sex.

It isn’t the fucking spirulina smoothies.*

Most men don’t do manual labour anymore, most women still do. Studies only look at the middle class for this stuff.

They don’t get it. The woman on her feet for at least seven hours has it harder than the social-media browsing office worker. Who cleans the cleaner’s house? Why do women claim they can’t afford more children? When are men “run off their feet”? Why do women take longer to save for retirement while men work over-time, where are they, what are they doing in those prime dinnertime hours? Whose work uniform of clothing, haircare and make-up is more expensive? Whose ‘trims’ cost far more despite literally removing less hair per trip? Add up what women do against what they’re expected to do. It isn’t lazy.

Disagreements about chores are a primary source of relationship conflict: both men and women become frustrated working a “second shift” at home. Using data from nine studies of cohabitating working adults in committed relationships (N = 4,316), we provide the first empirical evidence that couples who make time-saving purchases in a typical month report greater relationship satisfaction. We also document why and when buying time promotes relationship satisfaction: Time saving purchases enable couples to spend more quality time together, protect couples from conflict, and are most likely to promote relationship satisfaction when couples are faced with controllable (vs. uncontrollable) stressors. These findings suggest a relatively simple solution to a critical source of marital conflict: spend money to buy time.

The Industrial Revolution caused a lot of divorces.

Suddenly, the sexes worked apart.

*Scum drinking scum.

https://www.livescience.com/48853-spirulina-supplement-facts.html

Teenagers used to work in place of immigrants but state schools refuse to let them go below the age of eighteen now. Also their minimum wage is lower, which is slavery. The anti-social habits of modern teens are the typical depressed habits of the unemployed, who feel useless.
Middle-class frat brats holding tiki torches can be laughed off. What terrifies the Left in its nightmares is a working class capitalist demo. Wages, work hours, immigrants being held above the law (protected class is against the tenet of blind justice). Offer all three and you’ll win any election.
UBI ignores how adult mortality is most predictive at retirement and how unemployed people are almost all depressed. This isn’t pocket money from parents, these are adults. Infantilization is an abuse tactic. The poor are already infantilized are not knowing what’s good for them, high time preference (unlike spoiled brats?) and degenerate sinners (criticism of welfare queens instead of deadbeat sperm donors, who made them).

Poor people binge-drink, middle-class people are alcoholics.
Poor people are crazy, middle-class people have intermittent explosive disorder.
Poor people are stupid, middle-class kids have dyslexia, ADD, on the non-existent “spectrum” everyone is on.*
Poor people are fat, middle-class people are victims of a sedentary office environment.
Poor rape victims must’ve been prostitutes, middle-class ones are real victims.etc.etc.etc.

*If everyone is on the DISABILITY spectrum, no-one is.
Logically, if one metric of psychiatry applies, so does IQ. Doesn’t that fit the symptoms better?

Study: Chinese women gold-diggers

No, that’s literally the study.

“Partner wealth predicts self-reported orgasm frequency in a sample of Chinese women”

Seems quite an Asian thing, probably an outcome of cultural and genetic collectivism.

https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S1090513808001177

They controlled for everything else.

You don’t want a bunker

There seems to be a misapprehension that anyone with Fuck You Money will survive the Apocalypse, Zombie or Otherwise, in a bunker.

You don’t want a bunker.

Trust me.

The people who would be suited to bunker life are already antisocial.
The people who would go insane, inside of six months, are accustomed to living in sunny locales (SAD is a medical condition) and taking constant vacations to exotic places.

And the only person who likes being in a cave is Batman.

Think of it as similar to the isolation of space.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Psychological_and_sociological_effects_of_spaceflight#Psychosocial_issues_on-orbit

“This tendency of some crew members to become more egocentric was called autonomization.”
Picture a tunnel full of billionaires, it sounds like a great reality show.
If they’re so certain they could do it now, they would.
If they cannot psychologically handle it now, they couldn’t when stressed either.

“In general, the crew members reported that their life in space was not as difficult as they expected prior to launch, despite a 20% increase in interpersonal problems during the second half of the missions. It was recommended that future crew members be allowed to control their individual schedules as much as possible.”
These people are not used to losing control.
If you’re holed up in a bunker, you’ve lost control of something.

The reality will slowly dawn.

How many are already on meds? No meds in space (whatever they say) or The Apocalypse.
“Most common are adjustment reactions to the novelty of being in space, with symptoms generally including transient anxiety or depression. Psychosomatic reactions also have occurred, where anxiety and other emotional states are experienced physically as somatic symptoms. Problems related to major mood and thought disorders (e.g., manic-depression, schizophrenia) have not been reported during space missions. This likely is due to the fact that crew members have been screened psychiatrically for constitutional predispositions to these conditions before launch, so the likelihood of these illnesses developing on-orbit is low.”
A bunker full of somewhat bipolar billionaires and nothing to do.
Also factor in how many CEOs have psychopathic tendencies.
Do you trust one with a butter knife?
“Asthenization, a syndrome that includes fatigue, irritability, emotional lability, attention and concentration difficulties, and appetite and sleep problems, has been reported to commonly occur in cosmonauts by Russian flight surgeons.[24] It has been observed to evolve in clearly defined stages.[25] It is conceptualized as an adjustment reaction to being in space that is different from neurasthenia, a related neurotic condition seen on Earth.[26]”

For Mars:
“Given the long distances involved, the crew must function autonomously and develop their own work schedules and solve operational emergencies themselves. They must also be able to deal with medical and psychiatric emergencies, such as physical trauma due to accidents as well as suicidal or psychotic thinking due to stress and depression.”

‘accidents’
I doubt Musk could ever go to Mars, given his mental problems.
So a bunker of billionaires, some bipolar and others psychotic.

Yeah, those are gonna be bloodbaths.

They could volunteer six months for a bunker scenario right now, a trial dry run, but let’s be honest, if their net worth dropped by 50% to mere rich asshole levels they’d probably kill themselves, and what are the odds the market will come down at some point? Exactly, they won’t make it to the bunker.

My money is on a sniper rifle from the corner office aimed at all their former employees trying to escape by car for the bank.

This is assuming they didn’t get grenades. Considering their love of flamethrowers… possible.

Note: nothing I say on this site is encouragement, it’s academic.

With a little silliness thrown in.

However, satellites will pick the concrete up and will raid it while the residents are held by the “police” on fake charges (how Communists work). They may be “let go”, to an empty bunker, to starve to death.

Even if never found, they would be effectively incarcerating themselves for us.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stir_crazy_(condition)
“It is now used to refer to anyone who becomes restless or anxious from feeling trapped and even somewhat claustrophobic in an environment perceived to be more static and unengaging than they can any longer continue to hold interest, meaning, or value in.”
Could you take away their instagram for a week, that’s all I’m saying.

What happens when the anorexic women (read: all of them) run out of vegan food?

They’ll riot when they run out of “nutritional yeast.”

Have you seen a vegan who didn’t get their fix? It’s like She-Hulk.

If you’re used to Fine Dining Gourmet experiences, sitting in a concrete coffin indefinitely with people you secretly hate will trigger every amygdala into a maddened frenzy. Atheists (read: all of them) had nothing to live for before.

The hedonism numbs them from how much they hate themselves.

The Zombie Apocalypse is likeliest to happen in the bunkers.

It isn’t survival of the richest, this would be survival of the dimmest.

You don’t want a bunker.

Richist

Source: Sassy Socialist Memes

It’s fun to watch them chant about killing the rich then ask them how many are Jews?

Why is that relevant?

How could that not be relevant if you wanna murder and eat them?

http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/226826

“Jewish Americans make up 2% of the population. 44% of these Jewish Americans are in the top 1%,” the poster reads.

While Jews do on average earn more than the national average, the percentage of Jews found among the top 1% of earners is far less than 44% of the Jewish population- The 44% figure, which cites a 2009 study by the Pew Research Center, is in fact a misquote of the Pew report, which only shows that 46% of Jews earn more than $100,000 a year.

It’s impressive that they lie in the same paragraph.

The term “Jewish Privilege” has been employed both by white supremacists and anti-Israel elements on the far-left, including +972 Magazine.

They do know.

Stock up on kosher salt.

See bottom of post for details.

SMS are already encrypted.

They don’t understand how employment contracts work either.

Self-employment is MORE capitalist.

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

NRX

NRX

NRX

Maybe I misjudged them.

Maybe they’re not all bad.

FYI

http://www.jpost.com/Jewish-World/Jewish-Features/The-worlds-50-Richest-Jews-1-10

https://www.timesofisrael.com/10-jews-in-forbes-top-50-billionaires/

http://www.pbs.org/newshour/making-sense/wealthiest-getting-wealthier-lobbying-lot/

So who are these billionaires and how’d they get so much more money? Forbes listed 1,645 billionaires in 2014, one-third of whom started their lives wealthy. Ninety percent are male and 85 percent are over age 50. According to Oxfam, the top 80 billionaires have seen their collective wealth grow by $600 billion between 2010 and 2014.

So the old white male they complain about isn’t White or Christian?

http://www.jta.org/2015/03/02/news-opinion/the-telegraph/forbes-billionaires-list-features-new-and-old-jewish-faces

As in previous years, Jews are disproportionately represented on the roster of the world’s wealthiest, with 10 Jews among the top 50.

http://politicsinn.com/48-percent-of-u-s-billionaires-are-jewish/

Religion is not discussed here: http://www.economist.com/node/21543178

http://takimag.com/article/jewish_wealth_by_the_numbers_steve_sailer/print#axzz4rekiJdXg

Taxes are death

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/steve-mariotti/the-nazi-tax-on-jewish-we_b_9385630.html

Labour want to expose luvvies and virtue signalling celebrities

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/mar/01/mcdonnell-labour-would-force-millionaires-to-make-their-taxes-public

DO IT.

JUST- DO IT. 

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giggle-lol-haha

hoist them by their own petard

they want charity? they want tax equality from those nasty people? they want to help the common man, the public? transparency is good Mr Trump if you have nothing to hide?

but not just the vapid definition of ‘rich’ – everyone, plus where it went

aren’t you curious?

Turn the leftist State surveillance against them.

It would also give us a handy list of names to (((arrange))).
Lefties always cannibalize eventually. Ah, SJWs, their betrayal is predictable as it is ironic.

Jews can’t outbid oil money. We need a meme for that.