Slumdog Yennefer

Someone sent me this and whew boy.


Well I guess according to the internet Asian is always more attractive than Polish?
I don’t know whether to watch this shitshow to mock it (she looks about 12) or sit from a distance and watch it burn down.
And if you think Cavill would object to this casting and demand someone passably attractive, you don’t know that he has literally gay taste in women. People actually assume they’re beards, they’re so ugly. Look up the bloodthirsty hunter he dated. He dumpster dives so he probably chose this Yen.

The most compelling character in the show, made into #curryscentedbitch personified.

She’s going to look like a teen PMSing and Cavill’s going to look even more pedo.

I’m looking forward to it now, no amount of make-up can fix that casting choice.

Bow down before your Asian overlords, white male Witcher fans.

It doesn’t help that the “sexiest” character is cast with a woman with the curves of a teenage boy.

Seriously though, Yen is meant to be an 11/10, an Elizabeth Taylor. Her power is meant to be being the hottest woman around, no contest. Is that it?

Beautiful women don’t need tons of make-up and SFX.

I’m with the guy saying she looks young enough to be his daughter. 35 minus 18 (charitably) = 17, she could be. Cavill is also aging like shit thanks to drinking, STDs and drugs before the years-long show has begun, good luck with the CGI, outta be better than the facial hair mishap. Correct, commenting guy: creepy.

I think they bought the rights to scupper the competition from making a better version.

The whole plot is going to be shifted to revolve around buff white guy angst as he’s so oppressed with his Mary Sue power, looks and magical abilities to get any woman into bed.

So oppressed. So much suffering.

Even if they don’t screw this up, trying to redeem a manwhore into a likeable character will turn off the very demographics they’re trying to appeal to. Think how stilted James Bond is now.

Compare what they could have won.

The Millie girl they cast in another part looks the spit of Yen too.

I’m looking forward to seeing Netflix fail again so soon after “Death Note”.

It’s blatantly anti-white and misogynist to claim there are no talented white female actresses?

Witcher’s gonna suck

Why did people like GOT? It was basically 100% white. Spot the trend.

And that’s without factoring in the yuck factor of HerpesMan.

The man with the charisma of a tree stump.
Living proof that men can coast on looks, too.

Hard pass, I think. It’s like the new elf in the Hobbit, sign of suck.

His career will go down in flames eventually. His paranoia‘s already talking.

I’m suspicious of anyone cast in a leading Hoewood role in the past 10 years.

Deeply suspicious. Balls-deeply suspicious. Something’s not right there.

Rick & Morty K-shift

Yes, I went there. I’m calling it.
A sci-fi cynical atheist show is exploring family.
Think about it. THAT’S THE THEME.

A whole universe… multiple… and that’s the theme.

That’s all I will dare post about Rick and Morty. Divine Providence everything will turn out okay idealism.
Time traveler that wants the past. That’s the opposite of ..everything.
Okay, now I’m done.


High Castle will suck as it attempts to be modern and relevant. No, you need Victorian and WW1 (so hot right now) build-up with cameos from famous figures. Develop the Napoleon fetish Hitler had. Some plot hijinks with opera house spies. Be dramatic. Nobody wants to see half-assed hippies fucking in a cabin in the woods.

We can see that now.

The Ragnarok ending to Game of Thrones will go down as a major disappointment in all of TV history. Nobody will want to watch re-runs in five years’ time.

The sexy Satanist cardinals are a joke. The Amazonian Arab ninjas? The squid people worship Cthulhu, for fuck’s sake. People will look back and say they were hypnotized by tits, which… OK, fair enough.

Westworld is too “what’s the future like?” It’s an apple bob of futurist tropes. It’s an inverted Matrix. From the machine’s perspective, waking up in the human world. Except every show has humans, we don’t give a shit about their Real World. We want to know what robo-fuck Disney is like.

In the real-real world, if the rich assholes weren’t cannibalized by their security and lightly smoked over a trashcan with a dollop of sriracha in the economic ruins of Los Angeles, it’s wrong.


Wait, Mr Robot. Nevermind. If Elon Musk wants to be cool, appear in that show, not Young Sheldon. And not as a powerful person either, like the guy who answers the phones crying under his desk. No acting required.

The current elite will be immortal, sure. We might hang their corpses in the public square for two centuries as a reminder. You laugh but Guy Fawkes.

Tim Burton should be killing it. He loves this polychrome Truman show stuff that’s actually coming back in vogue. Give him a Pushing Daisies movie and you would make all the money.

Well done South Park

See this? More like this plz.

We need the media to turn on people like this.


Interesting enough, the Roman Empire, which is arguably the Latin foundation for Western Civilization, considered actors and actresses to be the lowest, dregs of Roman society. Even stable hands were considered more important than actors.

There’s no glamour, there’s only e-celeb cancer.

Nobody should have that level of industry power over another’s body, it’s slavery.

It’s distribution too. If you own Shakespeare, you own Hollywood (LA and Broadway) and London. Shakespeare is the weak point nobody ever points out. If these people didn’t fund plays, the actors wouldn’t give a Razzie. They only do big films to do little films and plays. You can measure the time they care by the ink drying on cheques, backroom deals of tit/s for tat.

Change the funding structure, help the unions, out the abusers of the current one. All connected. Improve transparency and media separation. Ethics in journalism.

I’m currently in multiple online communications on this subject, it touched on a lot of connections. It’s funny, you pick a name out of a hat because it matches a fucking hurricane… suddenly Angie comes forward and everyone else does.

I must admit, I’m having a little too much fun with this one. It’s like dominoes with people, really, if it weren’t in the service of a cause so good I might feel bad at some point.*

How ’bout a detour?

Did you know, there are meditation studies, that if you focus large numbers of people on one end, it’s likelier to happen? Guess what I’ve been doing.

Expose the degenerates.
Weaken the elite.
Empower the poor and innocent.

Naturally, this energy-raising works better with more powerful individuals (you’d need less of them) and a free-flow of energy that is going to waste otherwise e.g. a festival. What do you think most protests are? How about prayers at Church, why is the room different?

The wording is important, no double-negatives e.g. Stop those who aren’t good.
Don’t use it for negative/selfish ends either, doesn’t work or backfires.

Can be used for elections e.g.

Trump wins

Hillary loses.

Opposing ends like that must be conducted on separate occasions, ideally 2 days apart minimum.

BS? Possibly. Fun? Yes.
NO drugs, interferes with purity and alcohol imbibers can only be used as a source of energy not a conduit. Ultimately, God or Jesus or angels are the real ones moving this stuff. No sacrifices. Candles and incense are nice. Healthy snacks are a good idea.
To be clear, you make nothing happen. Your aim is to make something likelier to happen if it’s in accordance with divine will. Yep, that’s a prayer, meditation is also a form of prayer since it connects to something higher/spiritual, look up the definition.

Participation rules: similar time (need not be exact, within 45 minutes overlap), good karma (at least not frequently doing anything immoral especially what you’re opposing), no atheists (useless, if anything a drain) and the stronger the faith of participants (Christian or Christian-friendly), the better the effect. Churches don’t realize what they’ve got. It’s like a nuclear generator of potential. Why else mass prayer on the day of rest and energy replacement?
Avoid fluoride the week before. This includes black tea. Eat the good salt, salt baths, all the salt. Become the salt. You know those salt lamps? Not a bad idea in every corner.

I hate to say it, but the Muslims are right on direction being important.
They pray five times a day and they’re the fastest growing religion.

I am fun at parties.

Am I trolling you?

Well, you could just look at my track record, fam.

*jk I never feel bad. It’s the truth.

All the people who say we need new, edgy TV…

I don’t care about GOT anymore, I had a falling out with one of the cast.
Now hearing the theme tune triggers me into a frothy, bloody rage.

Barring an episode where something happens.png, it’s dead to me.

Everyone’s talking about CC and I’m here, pining for Mr Robot.
Don’t make me choose between Tyrell and Whiterose.
“Although Mr Robot takes place in an alternate timeline where the fsociety hackers have managed to derail the global economy and cause all manner of havok, Obama will always be the president coping with the fallout, according to the show’s creator Sam Esmail.”
If only they knew.
“The decision as to how long the show stretches out could very well be taken out of the creator’s hands in the future, however, as despite being critically acclaimed and picking up multiple Emmy nominations, Mr Robot’s season 3 renewal was never based on its popularity with general viewers – as the figures have shown – but we’ll definitely see Rami Malek, Christian Slater and the rest of fsociety back on our screens later in the year, for one more season at least.”

Its fault is that it’s too realistic on the IT. It’s basically an IQ test to keep up with the plot.

None of the Fight Club or other such fans of edge are aware of this.

Yes, there’s diverse casting but given the setting it’s realistic.

Also, we need a nude scene with Tyrell’s wife.

For plot reasons.

That should get numbers up nicely.